Performer, singer, actor, composer, arranger
You have indeed arrived at the magical page of the stiff and humorless Brendan Schatzki! Feel free to look around, but make sure not to touch anything; if you do, please make sure you leave everything in 90-degree increments and if at all possible, perfectly tessellated.
The audio equipment, bounds of sheet music, computers, better-than-average pulp music, movies, TV shows, and books, and hiking equipment are the most important ones. Help me sort them out, yes?
Brendan Khunnarug Schatzki, Imaginary Esq.
Strutted the catwalk in pink at age 2, sang at the Bangkok Opera, won Delta Phi Epsilon's Deepher Dude pageant.