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C. J. Williams
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PLOT - STAR WARS VII: THE FORCE AWAKENS
Not-Stormtrooper questions his life choices and escapes not-star-destroyer with Luke's dad's lightsaber that the not-Nazi not-Empire for some inexplicable reason expended bloated resources to recover from below the atmosphere of Bespin, and goes down to not-tatooine, where he finds fem-not-Luke who calls her father, Han Solo to rescue them, and after the Force "awakens", which has apparently been snoozing, they escape the not-Empire and go to not-Hoth to hide from not-Moff and not-Mandalorian where the not-Sith not-Darth-Vader wielding a not-quite-lightsaber find the not-Jedi and tries to corrupt them. Then they escape from there to join the not-Rebels on not-Yavin against the not-Empire in order to hold the not-planet that turns out to be the supersized not-Death-Star. (You know, like when they supersized the not-Excelsior in that other craptacular not-Star-Trek by Abrams in which they also ripped off their own franchise in every way imaginable because Arbrams is a HACK!)

And that is why I am NOT watching that craptacular not-Star-Wars movie. It's like the fourth day of left-overs. Want to hazard a guess what episode VIII is about?

vvvv He's holding that not-quite-lightsaber awful close to his not-Sith chest, demonstrating yet another reason why the not-quite-lightsaber is just not a good idea. vvvv
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Colored headlights are cheap and you can order them at the dealership. Most of those are simply pale blue, pale green, pale orange or pale purple. So ask yourself this, mister "I've got the bluest headlights of all": Why do only 1 out of a thousand cars have colored headlights and why are YOU the ONLY car on the road in five states with practically ultraviolet headlights? Could it be that you're the only jackass in five states that likes to annoy the hell out of other drivers to that mind-boggling degree?

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Awesome find! If you've been waiting for more seasons of Nana, you'll find seasons 3 and 4 here:

http://www.yidio.com/show/nana

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Okay, that's pretty sweet - in more ways than one. This is especially cool if the guy coats the car in a gloss coating.

Covering cars in sharpie art is apparently a thing now. Even Sharpie has gotten in on the action. My favorites are a Sharpie-covered Lamborghini and sports-striped Camero.

https://www.google.com/search?q=car+doodle+sharpie&num=50&safe=off&rlz=1C1PRFC_enUS542US542&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMInujOucyCyQIVgzomCh1KXA6Y&biw=1366&bih=683#imgrc=5A47M83Hthml4M%3A
Guy lets his wife doodle with sharpie pen on his Nissan Skyline GTR.

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