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Leonard Blumfeld
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The Con Is On
“An unfunny comedy about assorted murderous, scamming, drug and booze consuming sleazoids; it may work if you consider it to be a far-fetched satire on the scummy oligarchs that are currently in charge of some major countries.” Refers to the 2018 movie The ...
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Knock Knock (2015)
An exploitative piece of Hollywood trash that doesn't even deserve fast forwarding. One-line review of  Knock Knock (2015), directed by Eli Roth and starring Keanu Reeves (definitely one of the lows of his acting career).
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The punishment haiku
I’m being punished by having to watch ads for not wanting to pay – Leonard Blumfeld (© 2018) Note Whenever I want to play a silly game of solitaire in Windows 10, I get to see a bunch of silly ads for other silly games from Microsoft. Years ago, solitaire w...
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The about H. haiku
Takes pictures of his girlfriend wherever they go –  strictly analog. – Leonard Blumfeld (© 2018) Note The truth and strictly the truth about H. Only the initial was changed to avoid any risk of identification. Follows the William Carlos Williams rule of “n...
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The trap haiku
The greatest trap in haiku is to milk trite stuff for trite symbolism. – Leonard Blumfeld (© 2018) Note See thousands of haiku for examples. But is it bad to derive trite symbolisms from trite stuff? That is the question! Millions of flies might disagree.
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Oh sweet lord
Dear mom, as you go on to complain, there's a delicious food on my brain If I could have that apple crumble I swear I'd instantly cease to mumble! Contrary to present dismay, this would result in a very happy day Note For the longest time, this was an orpha...
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The endless summer haiku
Oysters and summer balm night and drunk tequila on love – Leonard Blumfeld (© 2018) Note A permutation of somebody else’s haiku using the same words. Seemed a bit too obvious, so I moved things around. Feel free to try and reconstruct the original!
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Trieste, somewhere near Piazza dell’Unità d’Italia, a youngish woman exiting a gelateria with a cone stacked high. Made me think of a sack due to the shapeless brown dress, which seemed to cover a heavy structure. And immediately I thought of someone in a…
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Saul Leiter, In my room
Saul Leiter, In my room
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