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Attended JP Stevens HS
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Q&A with UFC Prez Dana White, who teaches me how to fight, and how to raise my son: http://ow.ly/aM0Gj
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Did my first ever late-night talk show appearance on Craig Ferguson's CBS show tonight at 12:30. (Or, technically, tomorrow morning at 12:30.) Audience very disappointed to see me. They were hoping for someone famous. Also, I still don't know if I was supposed to keep this bag of $50 in quarters I won in a bit. I may have stolen it.
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Fan of Craig here. Characters welcome, that's the motto over there :) Your array is exactly what's required! 
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Perhaps the whitest thing about me is that I've never once had an issue with anyone respecting me.
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"disrespecting" you mean, right? 
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Yes, Time Magazine picked The Protestor as the Person of the Year, but I named Ryan Gosling as the far more prestigious Coolest Person of The Year: http://ow.ly/7ZpiX #POY2011
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It's like America is in college: no money, going to protests, telling pizza guy he should totally be President.
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he's coming over to visit us gun-loving people in Texas : )
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I unhumbly submit the greatest book theme song ever written: http://youtu.be/oiQQM4dvCXU
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Don't know how Lifetime got the math so wrong, but Jennifer Love Hewitt would have to show 36% more cleavage in those ads to get me to watch The Client List.
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I am the only person to +1 this! I feel special.
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I have no idea how this will help sell my book, but I'm supposed to ask you to "like" my book's Facebook page. How did I become 90 years old?
https://www.facebook.com/ManMadeBook

Screw it. Just pre-order the book here:
http://www.amazon.com/Man-Made-Stupid-Quest-Masculinity/dp/0446573124/ref=tmm_hrd_title_0
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Joel, you are one of my favorite writers, but I seriously cannot figure out how you have achieved the career that you have. Yes, you are intelligent (certain about some things - way to call it on the Ryan Gosling thing), and funny (I chuckled when you talked about your son's circumcision), so from the bottom of my jealous-infused-blood filled heart I ask, TEACH ME! How can I ratchet my awesomeness level up to yours? And before you suggest it, yes, I'll buy and study your book, but come on, there has to be a secret society that you are part of or something and I want in.
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I haven't finished writing my book: Why is it 35% off already? This isn't giving me confidence. I'll write tomorrow. http://ow.ly/8NCVt
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I guess I didn't help any by checking it out from the library, did I?
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Even when the guy shooting at the White house is a young, non-white, liberal, he's still from Idaho.
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That's because Idaho is considered to be Spudville, literally and metaphorically.
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Finally,@Kal_Penn and I, together at last. Also,@ActuallyNPH&@JohnTheCho on the Harold & Kumar set too:
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I write for money.
Employment
  • Time-Life
    Writer, 1997 - present
  • Time Out
    Sports Editor, 1995 - 1997
  • L.A. Times
    Columnist, 2005 - 2009
  • Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia
    Writer of recipes and how-tos, 1993 - 1994
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Introduction
This is the Joel you were looking for.
Bragging rights
I've been fired by Martha Stewart twice, though not in one day.
Education
  • JP Stevens HS
    Rocking a Mullet, 1985 - 1989
  • Stanford University
    English, 1989 - 1993
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