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When it comes to tracing your ancestry, things can get confusing. When it comes to tracing my ancestry...well, you know....

#humor   #ancestry   #familytree   #funny   #Ireland   #leprechauns   #humour  
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But we'll be looking for the genuine article; the wee folk with their pots of gold stashed where the rainbows end, on the Emerald Isle itself...home of my ancestors, or half my ancestors, on my father's side. I mean, all my ancestors on my father's side...but none of the ancestors on my mother's ...
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If you're looking for a reason to read this...you're barking up the wrong tree. Which is weird.....

#humor   #reason   #unreasonable   #funny   #life   #humour  
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Glad you liked it, Lori...oh, wait did I give away the ending?
 
My latest book review is a good, quick read for the middle schooler in your life, with underlying themes you don't have to worry about.  By +The Freelance Retort by Brian Moloney 
#bookreviews   #youngadult   #youngadultfantasy   #followyourdreams  
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I lose a lot of time in day...sometimes two...other times, three. I don't know where it goes? I can't keep track. But I wrote about it anyway...even though....

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Wow...maybe this is gonna catch on after all....
 
See the Tweet Splash for "The Kingdom of Keys" by Brian Moloney on BookTweeter http://bktwtr.com/7szc #bktwtr
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June's been pretty stupid so far...dry, rainy, sun, clouds...more rain...
Or maybe it's just June being June....


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When it comes to self-promotion...I’m pretty bad at it.
Really...I am....

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Now that the fall is apparently back again, I can't help thinking...what happened to the summer? It's almost as if it went into some kind of a freefall and disappeared....


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First days at the beach are always the same...and, for the most part, so is this story.....

#humor   #beach   #summer   #funny   #sameoldsameold   #humour  
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That..and it takes a little bit, every new beach season to get back into the beach groove...like remembering to bring everything you're gonna need to enjoy a typical day...like a blanket and a towel...lunch...a chair...a bathing suit...and the fact that the tide comes in—after it goes out—it ...
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So another Memorial Day is upon us and according to the papers the “unofficial” start of summer...which means you can only enjoy it “unofficially”.
But aside from all the burgers, hotdogs and everything else, Memorial Day is a solemn holiday, and really a day of remembrance for all of those who served and protected both country and family alike.
I did a story last Memorial Day on a memorable hometown family tour I took with my closest Irish cousins from across the bridge. Jus...t a fun look back at my particular family history, remembering all the people and places that came before.
And since I'll be heading off soon to the "Irish Isle" "The Ol Sod" "The Land of Guinness and Jamison" in about a month to hang with about a gazillion Irish cousins, I have yet to meet, from hither and yon...which I believe is nearby dither and tither....I thought I’d repeat it for those who may have missed it the first time, and for those who might enjoy it a second time....

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Memorial Day is a time for remembering…remembering not only those who served and protected, but also those family members, now gone, who set the stage for us, along with all the significant places that served as those stages throughout the span of our lives and all of our extended family's lives ...
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So by now you might have heard: I published my book, earlier this week. If you haven't, maybe you locked yourself in the closet again. Hey...it could happen...maybe. Not saying that it did. Why you looking at me???
Here's the story behind the story...of the book...not the closet...at least not that closest....


#humor   #funny   #newbook   #youngadultfiction   #fantasy   #humour  
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KOK Sales are somewhat brisk, considering...must have missed Oprah's call...my bad- Ellen DeG... stop harassing me! I'll get back to you....you're on the list.... ;-)
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I’m a freelance, corporate writer/director/ producer, which means—besides the many slashes—I create everything from promotional, instructional and training videos to interactive on line presentations for various corporation and health care companies. In that sense I guess you could say that I’m a “professional writer” since I do get paid to write, work from home and have lots of free time to myself. However, most of my friends and neighbors think I’m retired. Naturally, being a freelance writer who deals with the sometimes insanity of the corporate world from the safety of the creative fringe, my views will more often than not be tinged with cynicism, sarcasm and a fair share of self-deprecation. I hope you enjoy them in the spirit in which they are intended….