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The Freelance Retort by Brian Moloney
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When I was a kid, the only form of “between innings” entertainment at a major league baseball game was watching a guy trying to carry a bunch of beers back to his seat without spilling most of it on the folks in the row in front. Today...it's different....


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Nowadays, Hack means a lot more than Hack was ever supposed to mean. It's totally overworked, totally over used...totally over Hacked. In fact, there's a Hack for that....


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When you're 6 years old, church can be a little...wearing....

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I like to dust this story off around this time of year and spin it out there because I don't have many better ways to turn this message.
So if you've read it before, I hope you enjoy it, again, and for those of you who are new, I hope you enjoy it for the first time...and then again next year and the year after that...and so on and so on....
From 4/6/12:
Springtime Renewal

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No matter how well you know someone, how much do you really know about them?
Only what they tell you…and what you can find in their medicine cabinet....


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Nobody ever thinks they're "that guy"...not even "that guy...

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I've been doing some dumb things...again.
Hey...I heard that...!

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Pity the poor pronouns...I me mine and ours, et al.
Not getting much respect these days....
No time?
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Here’s a story that ran a week or so ago in my weekly hometown newspaper. It’s a little “spring thing” with a clumsy connection to our recent mayoral election. Most of you won’t’ really relate to the specifics, but, as usual, you can probably just drop in the name of your own hometown as most of our issues are pretty much the same as your issues....


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There comes a time when we all finally take a little break...lean back, put up our feet and say…“Where the frick did all the time go…how did I get so goshdum old???”
But maybe not in those exact words....

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Sitting here waiting for spring to arrive at 6:45 PM.
So what happens?
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Which is just the kind of ambiguous stuff that wise men say, which to be honest, doesn't seem all that wise to me, since when is the last time you went to a party and there was even one wise man there. Yeah…. But they're saying, along with spring's arrival, this year, we'll have or will have had ...
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I’m not a big fan of generalities…generally speaking....

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I’m a freelance, corporate writer/director/ producer, which means—besides the many slashes—I create everything from promotional, instructional and training videos to interactive on line presentations for various corporation and health care companies. In that sense I guess you could say that I’m a “professional writer” since I do get paid to write, work from home and have lots of free time to myself. However, most of my friends and neighbors think I’m retired. Naturally, being a freelance writer who deals with the sometimes insanity of the corporate world from the safety of the creative fringe, my views will more often than not be tinged with cynicism, sarcasm and a fair share of self-deprecation. I hope you enjoy them in the spirit in which they are intended….