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The Freelance Retort by Brian Moloney
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There comes a time when we all finally take a little break...lean back, put up our feet and say…“Where the frick did all the time go…how did I get so goshdum old???”
But maybe not in those exact words....

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Sitting here waiting for spring to arrive at 6:45 PM.
So what happens?
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Which is just the kind of ambiguous stuff that wise men say, which to be honest, doesn't seem all that wise to me, since when is the last time you went to a party and there was even one wise man there. Yeah…. But they're saying, along with spring's arrival, this year, we'll have or will have had ...
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I’m not a big fan of generalities…generally speaking....

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Snowy, icy sidewalks are not conducive to Zombie ambulation.
You know, because of the shuffling thing....

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No one wants to hear about the weather...so, naturally, here I go....

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What bad luck...the Donner's cancelled this year's dinner party. No big deal. Last year, everything tasted weird and was so overdone....
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No matter how well you know someone, how much do you really know about them?
Only what they tell you…and what you can find in their medicine cabinet....


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Nobody ever thinks they're "that guy"...not even "that guy...

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So many people, talking and writing about the weather…but not me. Uh Uh...anything but... Like...like...uh, like....
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It's been a while, but I had to call my plumber, Nardi, the other day, to unclog my pipe. Always entertaining...and educational. I learned a lot of new words....

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I've been getting calls from people asking if I see my shadow. Don't know what that's about. My shadow and I haven't spoken in years....

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Every year, right about this time, I seem to encounter a blog fog.
Just a hazy period where good ideas are hard to come by.
Not sure why this happens. I guess my mind just wants a rest from all this absurdity I force upon it, day in and day out.
Oh sure, I could tell you all about my recent discovery…the one about how my butt shelf is shrinking, but....


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I’m a freelance, corporate writer/director/ producer, which means—besides the many slashes—I create everything from promotional, instructional and training videos to interactive on line presentations for various corporation and health care companies. In that sense I guess you could say that I’m a “professional writer” since I do get paid to write, work from home and have lots of free time to myself. However, most of my friends and neighbors think I’m retired. Naturally, being a freelance writer who deals with the sometimes insanity of the corporate world from the safety of the creative fringe, my views will more often than not be tinged with cynicism, sarcasm and a fair share of self-deprecation. I hope you enjoy them in the spirit in which they are intended….