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The Freelance Retort by Brian Moloney
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Not sure how this happened, but the Zombies FREE E-Book giveaway is up to #3.
Great, there'll be no living with them now...which, of course, is always the risk you take with Zombies. 
Imagine how they'll be if they ever get to #1....
Pick one up...FREE...RIGHT NOW...and let's find out find out together.
Hurry, because Zombies tend to change their minds...A LOT...I mean, literally, with each other....

#humor #funny #books #humour #satire #freebooks #zombies

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Looking for just the right thing to while away a rainy day? Well, first I’d look into an umbrella. Then, pick up a copy of my new book of Freelance Retorts and chuckle a little while you’re waiting for your socks to dry...because umbrellas do pretty much nothing for wet feet.
Just sayin....
Anyway, buy the book...a guaranteed page turner, since that’s the only way to read the whole thing.
Again...just sayin....
#humor #funny #books #humour #satire

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At the end of the day...we all want the truth.
But the rest of the day...we'll take what we can get....

#humor #truth #funny #humour

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Blizzards...a time for reflection...sort of...maybe.
Not sure...I'd have to think about it....

#humor #blizzard #noreaster #winter #funny

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The Zombies are coming apart at the seams over the surprising response to "The Zombies Have Big Heads"...which, to be honest, is puzzling since it's barely about them. They're only in all of three stories. But since they mostly skim and don't really absorb, they literally don't have a leg to stand on - at least not one of their own - when it comes to reading comprehension. So, let's keep that between us...because you know...Zombies.  So, pick up a copy and see what it's really all about. I think you'll enjoy it...maybe even more than...you know who. Hey, why should I give them even bigger heads...?

#humor #essays #satire #funny #humorbooks #newbooks #zombies

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Just what the world needs, right now...a brand new book of "Fav" Freelance Retorts...unraveled from the past!
Hey, it could be worse. We could have—
Oh, wait...we do....
Well...I hope you enjoy the book and the story behind the book, anyway.

#humor #funny #newbook #humour

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I’m officially launching my new collection of favorite Retorts—“The Zombies Have Big Heads”— tomorrow. But you can be the first on your block to get it, by ordering on Amazon, today.

Shhhhhhh...don’t tell anyone. We don’t want to overwhelm the servers, but I thought you deserved to know.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

#humor #funny #essays #humoressays #satire #humorbooks #newbooks #amazon

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Young is great, but getting older is even better...plus you get the discounts....

#humor #birthday #babyboomer #life #gettingold #humour

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Final proofing a collection of early Retorts.
Coming soon:

The Zombies Have Big Heads
and other observations from
The Freelance Retort
Unraveled - Vol.1

#humor #funny #newbooks
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