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ArkhangeL DiE ElektrokuxiouN KoyotE
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I have not used a computer on the past year and a half. My Xbox died a while ago, my flatscreen doesn't turn on, 2012 came too soon. Lol. 
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LD Williams originally shared:
 
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT


The following is an actual question given on a University of
*Washington *chemistry
mid-term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well :


Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how
many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that
exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now,
we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law
states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the
same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.


This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two
must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
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Baby Dead Due to Police at Occupy Seattle

It appears the first death directly related to police violence has happened. A pregnant woman who was at the Occupy Seattle protest was pepper sprayed by police on the 15 and has miscarried as a direct result. This is so sad.

#OccupySeattly #OWS #OccupyWallStreet #PoliceBrutality
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Pearl Jam is one of my favorite bands :)
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Amazing photo of retired police captain being arrested after siding with Occupy protesters.
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  • AlponiA Film & Publishing Industry
    Writer, CEO, 1994 - present
  • Ecclesiya Du Johtett
    High Priest, 1994 - present
  • AlponiA Film & Publishing Industry
    Writer, Lyricist, Actor, present
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Linden, NJ
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AlponiA - San Juan, PR - Linden, NJ - Williamsburg, VA - Hell - New York, NY - Woodbridge, NJ - Edison, NJ - Iselin, NJ - Rahway, NJ
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5'8"
White / Caucasian
Long Red Hair
Blue / Green Eyes
Writer, Lyricist & CEO of AlponiA Film & Publishing Industry

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  • The University of Life
    present
  • The University Of Life PhD
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