December 4th, 2013 Dear hiring manager: The dot-comer (Trang) is back as philosopher Trang, the Silicon Valley fashion designer, owner of two start-ups (one pour moi, and the other for the minnions and/or the non-violent Occupy people), Occupy The Universe Leader (Formerly Occupy World Leader), civil-rights activist for the 1%, and civil-rights activist for the heterosexuals. Returning from a 13-year sabbatical to reinvent myself as a corporate person, I am back to conquer the universe with my hardcore-heterosexual-American-Silicon-Valley- corporate-business-hippie style. I seek for an internship, part-time, or a full-time position as a business-system manager, a sales-administration manager, a marketing coordinator, an inventory manager, and a web advertising coordinator. I am a recovering disable who needs accommodation to lay down on my stretching-yoga mat inside my cubical or next to my desk to rest my back and take a short sleep to rest my eyes, neck, hands, and brain. My self-financed pause made me thrive in knowledge after I returned to college to pursue a back-up career, fought for my freedom as a credential teacher (soldier of education), worked in grunt jobs to study more business angles, traveled to study humans (customers, workers, and the gays), and accomplished these certified titles on my own: philosopher Trang (philosopher Nguyen when I get a bachelors in philosophy at Harvard in my elderly years), the Silicon Valley fashion designer (corporate-fashion designer), The Silicon Valley Sweatshirt (the universal sweatshirt with the sailor collar) designer, co-designer of The Silicon Valley Pants/Jeans (computer-chip pants/jeans), designer of the Silicon Valley Blazer, the blue suit designer, the romantic-work-clothing line designer, owner of two start-ups ( (an Occupy universal-investment firm (hippie corporation) and a work-fashion corporation in Silicon Valley style (universal-business style)), a teacher, an activist as Occupy The Universe Leader (Formerly Occupy World Leader), a hardcore-heterosexual movie star or Hollywood Trang (corporate-entertainment star in acting, singing, and dancing), a hard-core-heterosexual-female-with-eggs philosopher (hippie philosopher) called the female Buddha (the female Freud), queen of the universe as the independence of America (international American), the Silicon Valley Fashion Week star, the Silicon Valley Fashion Ball star, and the Ugly Interview-Suit Party star, amateur lawyer, amateur neck-facial-wrinkles expert, amateur double-chin expert, and amateur physical therapist. I am excited to begin my venture in making and saving platinum-rush money with you and your companies. Please only email me at email@example.com
or send me postcards (2250 Monroe Street, #182, Santa Clara, CA 95050 USA) for all envelopes and packages will be trashed. Sincerely, Trang Nguyen ---- RESUME OF OCCUPY THE UNIVERSE LEADER (FORMERLY OCCUPY WORLD LEADER) The Independence Of America Or The International American Trang Nguyen 2250 Monroe Street, Apt 182, Santa Clara, CA 95050 firstname.lastname@example.org Plus.google.com/101028865549779533949
“Send postcards or email only. All envelopes and packages will be trashed.” CAREER OBJECTIVES To be hired as an Occupy worker in an internship, part-time, or full-time position in areas below as a recovering disabled from a work-related injury: - A business system manager as a database liaison. - A social-studies teacher in high-school level. - Occupy the workplace: a consultant of law and the human resources departments in exposing a new threat at work (homosexual harassment, sexual assault, and bullying on heterosexuals). - Occupy the American Medical Association: a consultant of the A.M.A. to convert their certified medical morons of both ethnic-Americans and Caucasian-Americans (doctors, psychiatrists, nurses, MRI technicians, EMT technicians, and medical secretaries) back into glorified healers. - Occupy the law enforcement and judicial disciplines: a consultant of the police departments and the courts to convert the morons in our police officers and our judges into humans we look up to and admire. - Occupy fashion: a cool fashion consultant as the Silicon Valley fashion designer (the corporate fashion designer, the hard-core-heterosexual female fashion designer, or the mother designer) to fix the negative image of America and to build a universe of strong and attractive workers via my fashion (armor), healthy skin (less facial-and-neck wrinkles and less saggy skin via homemade anti-wrinkle tapes of clear surgical tapes and Vaseline oil), healthy posture (no hump-back, no turtle-neck, and no turtle-shoulders by doing reversed-directional-light-weight stretching next to the cubical, at the gym, and at home on my invention called the stretching-yoga bed), and no double-chin (healthier eating of boiled vegies to substitute for heavy starch or 2 good meals per day). - Occupy the United Nations: an international-and-universal-relations ambassador as Occupy The Universe Leader (Formerly Occupy World Leader) with teaching credential, corporate experience, and street-law credits (pro-se lawsuits, self-financed traveling to at least 10 countries and 5 states, activism, internet personality, philosophy, battle with the gays, and fashion) who is out to build the constitution of the world and formalize important holidays for the world to follow as one country. - Occupy philosophy and religions: a religious-and-philosophy consultant as the female Freud, the female Buddha, the wife of the Lord/God/Allah/Isha or the sun, the heterosexual soul of the father of Jesus living as a hardcore-heterosexual female with eggs, Mother Nature, and the clean female corporate-hippie with my philosophies: ‘life is a school of compassion’ via reincarnation from pre-school to practicing P.H.D., ‘nice guys win at the end’, and ‘nice guy wins at the end.’ ” - Occupy Hollywood: Hollywood Trang as a hardcore-heterosexual movie star (the Silicon-Valley Hollywood star or the corporate star in acting, singing, dancing, fashion, and modeling). - Occupy Congress: “As an ex medical-marijuana patient of five years with no mental pills who used to be a teacher and a corporate person, I will confirm how pot saved me from my crippled misery and helped me become a thriving recovering-disable with many opportunities.” - Occupy Law: I want hardcore-heterosexual civil-rights lawyers to confirm if I have outsmarted the United States Supreme Courts judges in my Starbucks and Gallagher Bassett Services Inc. lawsuits cemented in the court. As an Occupy person, I intend to make new laws to cement the cracks that made me fell out of the system’s protection for I am a human, too. - Occupy Wall Street: I want investors for my two start-ups: the Silicon Valley fashion corporation (corporate-fashion clothes in Silicon Valley style or universal-business style) and the Occupy corporation (the universal investment firm for non-violent Occupy and non-violent-non-Occupy workers). - Occupy the British Royal family: “If you are not born a homo, need a homo around for survival, came out of homosexual dna, succumb to homosexual acts for advancement, and learn about moi via a homo: a royal British heterosexual male with sperms, you and I (moi, Trang) rule humanity forever.” I, Trang, want to have healthy children with a royal British heterosexual male with sperms to expand England’s territories with my American citizenship: a marriage of Protestant and reincarnation to install the reincarnation theory into the Church of England, promote English as earth’s main language, and prepare for the arrival of the Lord/God himself/Allah/Isha (the father of Jesus) coming down when humanity interacts with outer-space aliens as a hardcore heterosexual man with sperms with pure English blood of white-white-Northern-European features, blonde hair, and big blue-eyes to be the king of the universe. I, Trang, Occupy The Universe Leader (Formerly Occupy World Leader), queen of America (the independence of America)/the universe/humanity/earth (Mother Nature)/wife-baby-mother of the Lord defected gay America to leave the gay-controlled country to conquer the universe representing America’s workable freedom values. Vietnam has our God’s heart, our English intelligence via our Roman alphabet from our England’s missionaries, our fashion eyes of our imperialism of France, our American wisdom of our America in our Vietnam war, our independent value of our China, and our black-infected blood from our Africa. OWNER OF TWO START-UPS Corporate Fashion (certified name to be revealed in the future) (Sep 2012 - current) A company that sells corporate clothing in Silicon Valley style (universal-business style) for men and women for both at-work and off-work looks (couture to casual wear). Occupy The Universe Leader (Formerly Occupy World Leader) (2011, 1st certification in Jun 2012 and 2nd certification on Oct 2013 - current) -The Occupy corporation (the people’s company or the hippie corporation): the universal investment firm which builds the future of humanity and the universe by investing in non-violent Occupy people and non-violent-non-Occupy people using the Amway selling system via college, jobs, housing, and savings in: English, native-tongue language, French, Latin, law, movies, music, science, math, engineering, teaching, philosophy, the gays (out of the closets with disability money), vegan fast-foods, architecture, literature, arts, space, fashion, advertising, business, acting, Hollywood, etc. A section of profit will be used to repay the damages that were created by the Occupy movement onto the businesses. SELF EMPLOYMENT WHILE ON DISABILITY CHECKS AS A RECOVERING DISABLED ((6 YEARS OF CRIPPLED STRESS AT THE MERIDIAN-POINT WHICH CREATED THE HUMP-BACK, THE TURLE-NECK, AND THE TURTLE SHOULDERS AS A RESULT OF AN EMPLOYER-ABANDONED-WORK-INJURY (STARBUCKS BACK-STRAIN IN LOWER LEFT-BACK), WEAK CRACKING PELVIC AREA, WEAK CRACKING KNEES, WEAK SPASMIC FEET, WEAK HANDS AND WRISTS (TENDONITIS AND CARPAL TUNNEL), WEAK SPASMIC FINGER TIPS, TIRED EYES, AND LOW ENERGY OF CRIPPLED-SEIZURE-MOVEMENT-LIKE SPASMIC HEADACHE WHICH REQUIRES TO BE LAID DOWN ON A HARD SURFACE PARALLEL TO THE FLOOR IN SOLITUDE AND IN THE DARK TO REST)) Corporate Stylist (2012 – current): “If I can make myself this powerful, I can make you more powerful,” said Trang, a recent disable from an employer-abandoned-job-related injury who was forced to reinvent herself starting with designing a new set of clothing to fit her crippled body to maintain her powerful status. As her own stylist, she built the perfect image of the female corporate person, Occupy The Universe Leader (Formerly Occupy World Leader), with a mission to profit and share profit (donation and profit sharing) via selling corporate fashion (business/entrepreneur/hardcore-heterosexual clothing) to humanity and the universe (at-work-and-off-work clothing). Silicon Valley Fashion Designer (2012 - current): “As a crippled woman, I design clothing for old people so they can get hired for jobs at any age. As a corporate woman, I design clothing for workers so they can be productive and enthusiastic with customer-service attitude while looking less nasty, frumpy, and sloppy like they do now. As a hippie, I style the fabrics and design the clothing so they can look good together, universal, last longest, and youthful. As a teacher, I redesign other designers’ clothing so the pieces can be eternal or will always be worn by humans. As a hardcore heterosexual female, I design clothing that fits people’s sexuality so they can live happy and honest lives with the gay looks if you are a gay male, the lesbian looks if you are lesbian, less gay-looking if you are straight male, and less lesbian-looking if you are a straight female. As a hopefully-future mother, I design clothing for all ethnicities, sizes, height, disability, professions, sexuality, etc. As the female Buddha, I donate and share a chunk of my profit for good karma. As a soulful person, I redesign old-fashioned clothing to make them hot and eternal. As a frugal person, I only design clothing that I am madly in love with. As a future fashion student, I will document my work into the fashion bible as one of humanity’s great fashion designers as a hardcore-heterosexual female,” said Trang, the human who designed the sailor sweatshirt (best friend of the hooded sweatshirt) called the Silicon Valley sweatshirt. Plus.google.com/101028865549779533949
: - MEN: the working-hat suits and tuxedo (the blue suits), the working hats for tuxedo and suits, the blue blazer, the blue jacket, the romantic-collar shirts (the romantic dress shirt, the romantic shirt, the native-American shirt, the cowboy-Indian shirt, the pimping shirt, the American shirt, the different-country shirts), the engineer tie (also in teacher, science, politics, math), the cool corporate sweat-shirt, the homosexual shirts (also in lesbian shirt. All profit will be donated to the gays), The Silicon Valley Sweatshirt, The Silicon Valley Pants/Jeans, the Silicon Valley Blazer, the international and universal public-school-uniform pattern, the professional casual-jacket, and the romantic monk robe, and more. - WOMEN: the pants-skirt suit (the blue suit for women), the pants-dress (the ao-dai maxi dress: ready-to-wear, haute, and wedding), the white-China dress (the blue dress), the corporate hippie dress, the everyday dress, the corporate cape (also in suits), the universal dress, the native-American girl dress, the pants for dresses, the romantic native-American dress, the work-shirt dress, the floral dress, the deconstructed denim skirt, the romantic-T-shirt dress, the romantic gown, the flirty polo-shirt, the romantic work jacket, the romantic power suit, the queen suit, the scandalous dress, different-culture head band and scarf, the French-American dress, the American-English sweat-jumpsuit, sweat pants and spandex pants for dresses, the romantic fat-girl dress, Silicon Valley Sweatshirt for women, the Silicon Valley Sweatvest, the Silicon Valley Blazer, the professional casual-jacket, the native-American Oscars gown, the Walk-Of-Fame gown, the Silicon Valley Ball gown, the Occupy The Universe dress, and the romantic monk-nun dress, and more. Occupy The Universe Leader (Formerly Occupy World Leader), International Civil-Rights Activist, Street Lawyer (Pro Se), and Internet Reality-Star (2011 - current): As an activist, I fight for my freedom to be a heterosexual while working for a gay-controlled company and in a gay-controlled country. I am a heterosexual whistle blower (representative of the 1% and activist for the heterosexuality) defected gay America ((the weak America that allowed homosexuals to impose reversed discrimination on heterosexuals (permitted homosexuals to impose sexual harassments, assaults, and bullying on heterosexuals), promoted Spanish as the second language, and encouraged Muslim-Americans to violate the American law or freedom law while living in America during this unfortunate American war in the Middle-East)). -The mission is to prevent humanity from homosexuals-against-heterosexuals at the workplace and at educational areas through sexual assaults, harassments, and bullying. The audiences are corporations via Starbucks (a gay-marriage company that was caught by me for promoting homosexuals to impose reversed discrimination-crimes on heterosexuals with me as their victim), America, the U.S. Supreme Court, gay California, California Supreme Court, California Workers’ Compensation Appeal Board in San Francisco, gay San Francisco, homosexual population, homosexual compassionates, and humanity. -My pro-se lawsuits are in the U.S. Supreme Court (NO. 11-661 and NO. 10-1489) as a street lawyer (I-am-my-own lawyer) or amateur lawyer: “I sue to get answers and to cement new cracks in earth’s and the universe freedom system (my version of American democracy) as Occupy The Universe Leader (Formerly Occupy World Leader). My laws target: (1) employees at companies/fast-food-mom-and-pop-hotel restaurants/hotels/grocery stores/clothing stores/etc. will be sued directly for damages even after they quit or get fired, (2) businesses will pay the most money if they allow their gay employees to sexually harass, assault, and bully heterosexual employees, (3) aim direct lawsuits to judges, doctors, policemen, librarians, city sweepers, security guards, equal-opportunity investigator, students, parents, principals, ticketing officers, and people who run the homeowner association (president and secretary of HOA), and (4) sue for financial damages and deportation non-American citizens who harass, intimidate, bully, and sexual assault American citizens while on American soil.” -The 3 languages to occupy humanity are English, the native-tongue language, and French. English is the main language of humanity in country or family called Earth. The native-tongue language is the second language of humanity (Caucasians can learn Latin as their native-tongue language. Note to Americans: Latin is not Latino). French is humanity’s third language for it is already in Asia (in my birth country called Vietnam), Africa, the Middle East, and the Americas (Canada’s and America’s images will be upgraded via their French connection--The American Constitution, basics of the freedom law, was written on French ideas via President Thomas Jefferson). -I want to install social-securities benefits around the world to encourage the gays to come out of their closets safely and securely for physical violence on the wives can be created by closet-gay husbands’ gay-closet aggressions. -My main goal is to be an employee of the United Nations working with companies to improve the working-condition, and to become another winner of the Nobel Peace Prize as an Occupy person or hippie. I will share my financial prize with others. Asian-American Civil-Rights Activist and Street Lawyer (Pro Se) or Amateur Lawyer (2008 - current): A corporate worker, who turned teacher and an activist for freedom, plans to see Congress about medical marijuana following the words of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and President Thomas Jefferson. SILICON-VALLEY-HOLLYWOOD STAR AND CONFESSION I had one unnecessary plastic procedure (double-eye-lid surgery for an indentation-line above my angry-slanted-hidden-soul-tiny eyes for my praying-vanity reason in which I didn’t need if I had more self-esteem as a teenager at 19 years old). My star fee is $25,000,000 or 25,000,000 euros per interview/year/ company--Half of the money will be donated to humanity and build Roman-Catholic churches under Protestant words via Church of England to include the Buddhist reincarnation theory.