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Scott Reynolds
Works at McSweeney's Internet Tendency
Attended Lake Weir High School
Lives in Brooklyn, NY
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Workers of the world unite...and please help me out and take this short survey. Thank you! (Please +1 or whatever it is you do on g+) http://bit.ly/okqL7e
Unhealthy Job Relationships. 1. On average, how many hours a week do you work? Less than 40. 40-50. 50-60. More than 60. 2. How often do you have to deal with work during your off-hours? Never. Emerge...
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My latest piece for Slacktory - an allegory of the last man on MySpace
Slacktory. Nighthawks with Tom. Last Call at Tom's Bar. You've Got Mail poster. Why “You've Got Mail” Is the Greatest Love Story of Our Time. Marie Antoinette and the cops. The Meme Fallou...
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Ok. I'm trying to set the Guinness record for most Twitter followers gained in a 24 hour period. Make this happen folks. http://twitter.com/scottadhoc
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I feel like that's a threat. You cut your hair and get all mean?
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New Dream Job today: So You Wanted to Be an Astronaut. http://bit.ly/rr5DRa Pass it on
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“What’s black and white and red all over?” you asked your dad. “I don’t know, what?” “A zebra reading Pravda.” Blank stare. Not even a pity ...
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Hating Dane Cook is like hating Jeter for winning championships. To be clear I still hate Jeter. Like...a lot.
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In his circles
125 people
Have him in circles
418 people
Evan Nagle's profile photo
Chris Missal's profile photo
Dale Smith's profile photo
Jason Meridth's profile photo
Michael Blake's profile photo
Brandon Grossutti's profile photo
Nutfield Eye Associates's profile photo
Carlos Bolivar (Boliphoto)'s profile photo
Jaime del Palacio's profile photo
Work
Occupation
Writer and Comedian
Employment
  • McSweeney's Internet Tendency
    Columnist, 2010 - present
  • CBLPath
    Software Architect, Director of Software, 2004 - 2011
  • The Hillside Group
    Director of Software Engineering, 1999 - 2002
  • Biogen
    Software Consultant, 2002 - 2003
  • Burns & Levinson LLP
    Network Administrator, 1998 - 1999
  • City of Ocala
    Application Developer, 1999 - 2000
  • EMS Computing
    Software Developer, 2003 - 2003
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Currently
Brooklyn, NY
Previously
Ocala, FL - Phoenix, AZ - Epping, NH - Londonderry, NH - Lowell, MA - Burlingon, MA - Ft. Worth, TX - Ocala, FL - Oklahoma City, OK
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Introduction
Writer, comedian, former maker of softwares. My parents think I "do something with computers" so I don't feel the need to correct them.

You may have seen my work on McSweeney's or Slacktory. Go to http://scottcreynolds.com or follow me on twitter for more.
Bragging rights
2011 PAGE International Scriptwriting Awards quarterfinalist
Education
  • Lake Weir High School
  • Central Florida Community College
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Scott C Reynolds, Scott C. Reynolds, Scott Reynolds, scottcreynolds, The C, scottadhoc