Not only did she provoke this brotha, but she was assaulting him first. Throwing every ounce of her fat ass frame into him, shoving him, and throwing em up like she was about to start boxing. At one point, I think she even put her hands up near his face and looked like she tried to poke him in his eyes. Man, I would've taken a few steps back, and SCHWACK! She comes at me again and I'm goin old school - SONIC BOOM! Hadouuken! You'd see my ass morph into Ryu from Street Fighter. Better yet, I'd go full green beast like Blanka and shock that hoe.