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Jen Piwtpitt
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Please, Kids, Five More Minutes
Summer vacation certainly seems luxurious and decadent for a stay-at-home mom.  Imagine no set alarms or real reason to rise early in the morning.  I live for non-busy weekends, holidays and vacations, so I can sleep in.  And yet, it rarely happens due to a...
Summer vacation certainly seems luxurious and decadent for a stay-at-home mom.  Imagine no set alarms or real reason to rise early in the morning.  I live for non-busy weekends, holidays and vacations, so I can sleep in.  And...
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I Just Cannot Stop Being Awkwardly Naked in Front of Strangers
One would think that after four-ish decades in this skin I might have learned a few lessons about my ability to handle being naked in front of other people. You would be wrong. I mean, I do know that I don't like it. I can just about handle it when medicall...
One would think that after four-ish decades in this skin I might have learned a few lessons about my ability to handle being naked in front of other people. You would be wrong. I mean, I do know that I don't like it. ...
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LOL you used a blond lady. I see what you did there. ;)
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Gwyneth Tries to Live on $29 a Week
Poor, poor, poor, filthy rich Gwyneth can not catch a break! That girl needs to fire her publicity department, because between peddling $550 travel backgammon sets as great stocking stuffers and touting the benefits of steamed vaginas , Gwyneth isn't gettin...
Poor, poor, poor, filthy rich Gwyneth can not catch a break! That girl needs to fire her publicity department, because between peddling $550 travel backgammon sets as great stocking stuffers and touting the benefits of steame...
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Okay, let's see the menu for 21 meals for a family of 3 out what is pictured. And...GO, Gwyneth! BTW, Jen, she is still an asshole. 
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Figuring Out Why I Drink
This year I've partnered with Responsibility.org as one of their #TalkEarly bloggers. I was very
excited when Responsibility.org asked me to join them, because now
that my kids are getting older ― Gomer
is 10 and Adolpha is 8 ― we're
talking more and more a...
This year I've partnered with Responsibility.org as one of their #TalkEarly bloggers. I was very excited when Responsibility.org asked me to join them, because now that my kids are getting older―Gomer is 10 and Adolpha is 8―w...
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Caitlyn Ricci
It's like deja vu! A few months ago I wrote about the "adorable" New Jersey girl, Rachel Canning, who sued her parents for tuition. It's happening AGAIN in New Jersey! This time it's a 21 year old spoiled brat who hasn't spoken to her parents in two years w...
It's like deja vu! A few months ago I wrote about the "adorable" New Jersey girl, Rachel Canning, who sued her parents for tuition. It's happening AGAIN in New Jersey! This time it's a 21 year old spoiled brat who hasn't spok...
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Love Letters Between a Wife and a Husband
Source: imgur.com That's real love right there.
Source: imgur.com That's real love right there.
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This Wasn't What I Ordered
Although all four of my children are now (FINALLY) toilet-trained, we didn’t arrive at this Everest of excretory management without some seriously shitty experiences. I never knew that motherhood would force me to tackle situations I would’ve shunned on a F...
Although all four of my children are now (FINALLY) toilet-trained, we didn’t arrive at this Everest of excretory management without some seriously shitty experiences. I never knew that motherhood would force me to tackle situ...
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How About a "Thank You"?
Lately I've been kind of busy with a bunch of other stuff so I haven't been paying close attention to what's going on in the world. However, over the weekend and into today I've received countless links to articles about that letter from the asshole parents...
Lately I've been kind of busy with a bunch of other stuff so I haven't been paying close attention to what's going on in the world. However, over the weekend and into today I've received countless links to articles about that...
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10 Things I Want to Say to My Gynecologist
  1. Can we skip the weigh in?  I’m bloated twenty days out of every month. I don’t need three glaring numbers reminding me to skip Burger King on the way home. Can we do a visual estimation and call it good?  She looks larger than last time but is not quit...
  1. Can we skip the weigh in? I’m bloated twenty days out of every month. I don’t need three glaring numbers reminding me to skip Burger King on the way home. Can we do a visual estimation and call it good? She looks large...
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I spent all of my money on Black Friday and I have nothing for Cyber Monday. Are you getting something good? 
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I made it through to the +Goodreads Semifinals. Sure, I'm up against some heavy hitters like Amy Poehler, Lena Dunham, Chelsea Handler, and NPH and I don't have a chance to win, but I'll still keep asking for your vote because I'm a beggar. Please, please, please vote for me. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18248422-people-i-want-to-punch-in-the-throat?from_choice=true
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Done. And I voted from the southern hemisphere. So that should, you know, count for extra. 
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The Mom Who Brought Vagina Cookies for School Snack
Have you ever brought baked treats into your child's classroom? I bet you have. Maybe a cupcake or a cookie. Maybe you're the parent who brings the fruit or veggie tray. Maybe all you could manage were individually wrapped cheese sticks. All fine snacks, ri...
Have you ever brought baked treats into your child's classroom? I bet you have. Maybe a cupcake or a cookie. Maybe you're the parent who brings the fruit or veggie tray. Maybe all you could manage were individually wrapped ch...
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I'm Jen from People I Want to Punch in the Throat. I blog and write books. Sometimes I make people laugh. Sometimes I make them mad. Either is fine with me. 
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    www.peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.com Author, "People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-ff Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges" Author, "Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat" Publisher and Contributor, "I Just Want to Pee Alone" Publisher and Contributor, "I Just Want to Be Alone"
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Mom’s Night Out 2: Back with a Vengeance
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Kansas based mom and founder of the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat, known only to readers as Jen, gathered thirty-six oth

Goody Bags that are Nicer than the Gift My Kid Gave
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We all know that birthday parties have become outrageous and ultra-competitive - that's yesterday's news. The new frontier is the dreaded go

I Just Want to Pee Alone
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Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and th...

Biggest Fall Reading Giveaway EVER!
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A HUGE giveaway with an amazing prize package worth almost $700 - nine books, multiple gift cards, and tons more!

People I Want to Punch in the Throat by Jen Mann
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When Parents Ruin Easter Egg Hunts at Kid Scoop
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I'm taking my kids to an Easter egg hunt tomorrow evening and I hope there aren't any pushy parents there. I would hate to have to throw do

How Old is Too Old for the Fast Food Playland? at Kid Scoop
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Tonight was Chick Fil A night for Gomer's school and like a good little robot he came home and announced that if we didn't go he'd the be th

Are E-Readers for Kids? at Kid Scoop
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My 7 year old wants to buy an e-reader. I'm not sure how I feel so I've come up with a list of pros and cons.

Holy Cow, Target! You Think I'm a Cow!
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This morning I woke up and found out that Target kind of hates plus-sized women. So, there's this Mossimo maxi dress that comes in standard

24 Things I Could Do Before I Had Kids at Kid Scoop
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I knew kids changed your life, but not this much! A funny list of things that have changed since I became a mom.

Hello? Is it Keys You're Looking For?
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I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family; at least I think it does. Where are they? - Dory, Finding Nemo Memory is a crazy

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Passive Parents
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I should really not leave my house, because when I do, I get annoyed by the people I encounter. As you may know, I've got two rugrats an

Ada With Strawberries
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I am in love with my grandmother. In awe. Enraptured. I want to exaggerate the pieces of genetics she's graciously handed down. I relish the

The Costume Designers at Mad Men Need to Keep Their Hands Off Jon's Fami...
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So, it has come to my attention that Jon Hamm is a bit famous for going . . . uh . . . commando. That almost looks uncomfortable. Does stick

Hey Girl... Happy Valentine's Day
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I spent many a Valentine's Day home alone wishing someone would spend his allowance on a ridiculously over-sized teddy bear holding a plush

Color Me -- freebie
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For you to color and give to your sweetie :) Click on her, then right click to save the picture to your desktop. Not for resale! Mass produc

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: I'm This Much Closer to a Minivan
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Now, I have no idea what "spend some time" in a minivan means, so I thought I'd let Honda, Toyota - and Chrysler - know what I

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Yes Day
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It got me thinking: Oh. Hell. No. and This is one brave momma! I can't even imagine what my kids would come up with if I told them I wouldn'

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: My Rules for MOMS at Playdates
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Don't take away the playdate as a punishment for bad behavior. My kid is looking forward to playing with your kid and the last thing I need

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Kansas Legislators
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I think this war on women, hell all the wars with the politicians are bullshit. But I don't think it's just one party. I think all t