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Jen Piwtpitt
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You can win your very own copy of the hit anthology, "I Just Want to Be Alone," with just a tweet!
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I guess because I have younger kids, I only ever see the overachieving moms (OAM) at the over the top birthday parties or designing elaborate concoctions for school lunches. I forgot about the children the overachievers have been raising long before I start...
I guess because I have younger kids, I only ever see the overachieving moms (OAM) at the over the top birthday parties or designing elaborate concoctions for school lunches. I forgot about the children the overachievers have ...
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Top 50 Things I Could Do Before I Had Kids
Top 10 50 Things I Could Do Before I Had Kids I made this list with the help of lots of parents who were ask to list just ONE thing they could do BEFORE they had kids. I was expecting a few responses, but I was overwhelmed with all the responses. I had to p...
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We all know that birthday parties have become outrageous and ultra-competitive - that's yesterday's news.  The new frontier is the dreaded goody bag. The goody bag has always been the bastard of the birthday party.  It's a th...
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We don't do goodie bags. Last year, a cape and mask for him and a feather boa and a Fancy Nancy book for her. Small number of kids so it wasn't expensive. We are keeping it around 7 kids. I won't tell you what happened the first few years. embarrassing
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I know "Walking Dead" has been around for years now, but I just became a fan in the last 6 months when I binge watched every episode before the new season started. All I can say now is, Holy shit, I get what all the hoopla is about and also, I'd be the first to go in a zombie apocalypse. I'm slow and meaty, which is just what the walkers like. Last night I watched the season finale and I have more questions than answers - damn the writers of the show and their cliffhangers! Where are Beth, Carol, Tyreese, and the baby? Also, what's in the steaks they're eating at Terminus? I'm thinking Soylent Green. I realize that everyone on the show is expendable, but if they ever off Daryl or Michonne, I might riot in the streets.
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I agree with +Alexis Dubief . I'd be cooking Daryl some squirrel stew and happily assume the role of his love slave...also, I'd be looking in houses that had kids under their couch cushions and in the seats of minivans for food. I'm pretty sure we could survive for at least a year on the Chex Mix of food under our cushions alone.
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The Prom Season is here. Don't be boring. Make sure your promposal is awesome. Tell me your story.
I guess because I have younger kids, I only ever see the overachieving moms (OAM) at the over the top birthday parties or designing elaborate concoctions for school lunches. I forgot about the children the overachievers have ...
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Top 50 Things I Could Do Before I Had Kids
I made this list with the help of lots of parents who were ask to list just ONE thing they could do BEFORE they had kids. I was expecting a few responses, but I was overwhelmed with all the responses. I had to put together a list. 50.  Talk on the phone. 49...
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Open Letter to Rob Lowe
Rob Lowe has an interview in the New York Times Magazine titled Rob Lowe on the Problems With Being Pretty . Rob feels like no one took him seriously when he was young heartthrob because he was too pretty and I don't think that was the case at all. I've wri...
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There is no one I could talk to on the phone in a public bathroom - on speaker. The ladies in the stalls on either side of me would disagree. Apparently, I'm the only one in the bathroom with boundaries. I only update my G+ from the toilet.
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Judgy McJudge-A-Lots get flamed frequently on the internet. But what about that inner voice that you let judge YOU.
Is it really fair to anyone if you make another woman your yardstick?
 
Let's use our energy for something worthwhile, like despising bento box lunches.

http://www.sisterhoodofthesensiblemoms.com/2014/04/she-is-not-your-yardstick/
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I'm Jen from People I Want to Punch in the Throat. I blog and write books. Sometimes I make people laugh. Sometimes I make them mad. Either is fine with me. 
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Goody Bags that are Nicer than the Gift My Kid Gave
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We all know that birthday parties have become outrageous and ultra-competitive - that's yesterday's news. The new frontier is the dreaded go

I Just Want to Pee Alone
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Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and th...

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When Parents Ruin Easter Egg Hunts at Kid Scoop
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I'm taking my kids to an Easter egg hunt tomorrow evening and I hope there aren't any pushy parents there. I would hate to have to throw do

How Old is Too Old for the Fast Food Playland? at Kid Scoop
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Tonight was Chick Fil A night for Gomer's school and like a good little robot he came home and announced that if we didn't go he'd the be th

Are E-Readers for Kids? at Kid Scoop
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My 7 year old wants to buy an e-reader. I'm not sure how I feel so I've come up with a list of pros and cons.

Holy Cow, Target! You Think I'm a Cow!
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This morning I woke up and found out that Target kind of hates plus-sized women. So, there's this Mossimo maxi dress that comes in standard

24 Things I Could Do Before I Had Kids at Kid Scoop
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I knew kids changed your life, but not this much! A funny list of things that have changed since I became a mom.

Hello? Is it Keys You're Looking For?
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I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family; at least I think it does. Where are they? - Dory, Finding Nemo Memory is a crazy

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Passive Parents
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I should really not leave my house, because when I do, I get annoyed by the people I encounter. As you may know, I've got two rugrats an

Ada With Strawberries
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I am in love with my grandmother. In awe. Enraptured. I want to exaggerate the pieces of genetics she's graciously handed down. I relish the

The Costume Designers at Mad Men Need to Keep Their Hands Off Jon's Fami...
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So, it has come to my attention that Jon Hamm is a bit famous for going . . . uh . . . commando. That almost looks uncomfortable. Does stick

Hey Girl... Happy Valentine's Day
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I spent many a Valentine's Day home alone wishing someone would spend his allowance on a ridiculously over-sized teddy bear holding a plush

Color Me -- freebie
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For you to color and give to your sweetie :) Click on her, then right click to save the picture to your desktop. Not for resale! Mass produc

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: I'm This Much Closer to a Minivan
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Now, I have no idea what "spend some time" in a minivan means, so I thought I'd let Honda, Toyota - and Chrysler - know what I

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Yes Day
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It got me thinking: Oh. Hell. No. and This is one brave momma! I can't even imagine what my kids would come up with if I told them I wouldn'

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: My Rules for MOMS at Playdates
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Don't take away the playdate as a punishment for bad behavior. My kid is looking forward to playing with your kid and the last thing I need

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Kansas Legislators
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I think this war on women, hell all the wars with the politicians are bullshit. But I don't think it's just one party. I think all t

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Saying Goodbye to the Odyssey
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Well, today is the day that I knew was coming, but hoped wouldn't. My kids and I are devastated. Nah, no one died or anything. We're upset b