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Joseph Scrimshaw
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A nice write-up in City Pages featuring my shows coming up this weekend in Minnesota at CONsole Room and The Comedy Corner Underground. I will be saying comedy things about burritos, sex, and ‪#‎DoctorWho‬! Hooray! 
Joseph Scrimshaw is back -- for the weekend, at least, as the popular comic and storyteller is scheduled to give...
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Happy birthday to Pac-Man! A fun game about stress eating everything in front of you while running away from the inevitability of death!
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Here are thought the ghosts weren't death but past regrets haunting you.
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A bunch of MRA dudes think the new #MadMax  movie is "feminist propaganda." I made a comedy video responding with my own little man-feelings. Enjoy !
A blogger wants to boycott the new Mad Max movie for having too many strong female characters. After watching the trailer and reading some rumors on the internet, he decided the movie wasn’t for men. So WTFark commentator, Joseph Scrimshaw, took the man-challenge to watch the trailer and see how it affected all his man-feelings.
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If the Jem movie is a success, they'll make a He-Man movie with no magic. He-Man's a topless dancer with a sword. Skeletor has a skin condition.
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They already made the He-Man movie you describe.  Turns out his real name is Magic Mike!
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New +Patreon Inc. goal! At the next level, I'll be able to pay an awesome artist to help me organize and turn my existing comedy (stand-up, twitter/fb jokes, etc) into little pieces of social media art! Thanks to all who support me on Patreon. We're about $30 from the goal. As little as $1 or $2 a month makes a huge difference! Full info in the link! 
Patreon is empowering a new generation of creators. Support and engage with artists and creators as they live out their passions!
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Today my barber asked if I had opinions about that new #Avengers movie. The fool. My haircut's been over for 6 hours and I'm still talking.
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There's a new Avengers movie?!  Why am I the last to find out these things?!
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Happy ‪#StarWars Day! To celebrate, here's the story of A New Hope told in tweets. It's a few years old so it's getting a bit dated, but THERE WILL BE NO SPECIAL EDITION.
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Quicksand! Ahhh! The latest episode of my podcast Obsessed features comedian and podcast all-star Matt Gourley of Superego discussing his fascination with quicksand. Listen to me say the word "suck" way more times than I meant to! Up on Feral Audio here!
Matt Gourley, of the great comedy podcast Superego, joins host Joseph Scrimshaw for a lively discussion of quicksand! When it comes to quicksand, Matt is a connoisseur who prefers it "clumpy on top, wet down below." Thrill to tales of Matt's attempts to create quicksand behind his cou
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SHOWS! I'll be doing comedy shows next week back in my hometown of Minneapolis! I'll be doing some geek-centric #DoctorWho comedy at CONsole Room 2015: The Twin Cities Dilemma, then on Sunday, May 31st an evening of new stand up at The Comedy Corner Underground! Details on both in the link! 
If you want to be in the same place at the same time that Joseph is saying and doing comedy things, check out the shows below! CONSOLE ROOM in MINNEAPOLIS! Joseph will be performing several shows a...
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New episode on Obsessed! Features my good pal +Mike Phirman and his obsession with the APOCALYPSE. It is full of fun and talk of the end times! You can listen or subscribe on Feral or iTunes from the link! 
Comedian and musician, Mike Phirman, joins host Joseph Scrimshaw for a fun discussion of the end of all things! Apocalypses of all kinds are addressed including
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For Mother's Day, here's some fun stuff my mom told me about where babies come from! 
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LA friends! Comedy Dream Time is coming up soon! CDT is my monthly show about making humor fantasies come true! The 3rd Saturday of the month at The Nerdist School Stage. May's show features the fantasy stand-up of awesome comedian Rye Silverman and VO actor Matthew Mercer (Resident Evil, Super Smash Bros, Host of Critical Role) performing his dream role of EVIL SORCERER. Details on my website!
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Comedian/Writer/Geek Flavored
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Joseph Scrimshaw is a writer, comedian, and squirrel enthusiast based in Los Angeles. 

As a “geek flavored” comedian, he’s performed at CONvergence, San Francisco SketchFest, H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival, Chicago Improv Festival, and more.

As a writer, he’s currently working with John Kovalic’s Dork Storm Press developing Dr. Blink for movies and television. Joseph has also written for RiffTrax, and the national sketch comedy TV show M@dAbout.

“Artist of the Year” – City Pages
“Hilarious with a whiff of danger” – Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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