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Today is Harry Potter's 35th birthday. It's weird to think of a fictional wizard listening to Weezer on his iPhone and getting misty.
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I wrote a post about the good, the bad, and the ugly of constantly rebooting the same story. If this post doesn't go well, I'll write another one with the same concept in a few years.
This is the original, classic paragraph of a blog post. The post is about reboots, remakes, and all the re-everythings in modern entertainment. On one hand, I'm fine with reboots. Ghostbusters is a...
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Obama's presidency has to end after his second term, but I'm hoping it will get picked up by Netflix or Hulu.
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The latest episode of Obsessed podcast is all about ‪#GameofThrones!   It was recorded live at CONvergence and features +Rebecca Watson, +Tim Wick, lots of dragons, a quiz, and the word "buttocks." Up now on Feral Audio!
Recorded live at the geek convention, CONvergence, guests Tim Wick and Rebecca Watson join host Joseph Scrimshaw for a rousing conversation about death, sex, and dragons. Thrill to such topics as White Walkers as climate change analogies, the value of dragons, and the horror of spoilers. Thanks, as
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Thanks to the person who found http://www.josephscrimshaw.com  by googling "Obi-Wan Kenobi too old for this shit" for starting my day with a smile.
Comedian, Writer, Geek Flavored
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If you're at #SDCC  this weekend, you can see me saying comedy things! A live recording of my podcast Obsessed all about DINOSAURS and geek flavored stand-up! Details in the photo! 
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Wow - just like Convergence!  I'll miss you at SDCC too!  Knock 'em dead! (Boxing glove arrows are useful in this context.)
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This is the oddest and saddest autocorrect I've ever experienced while writing: He doesn't play well with otters.
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There's never been a movie or TV show that retroactively ruined my childhood. Some are taking a toll on my adulthood, though.
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LA friends! Comedy Dream Time is this Saturday featuring the comedy music of +Allison Goertz, the dreamy stand up of Amber Preston, and +Brock Wilbur playing his dream role of GOD'S SECOND IN COMMAND. I will be there, as well. JOIN US! Full details in the link! 
If you want to be in the same place at the same time that Joseph is saying and doing comedy things, check out the shows below! COMEDY DREAM TIME Joseph's monthly comedy/variety show about making hu...
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Awooga! Big news! I'm going on tour to the East Coast with my friends +The Doubleclicks and +Molly Lewis! Join us for ‪#‎NerdNightOut‬. It's an evening of comedy, music, and MORE. You will hear jokes about Star Wars, cats, our feelings, and also MORE! For dates, times, tickets, or info on sponsoring the tour, check out the link!
Music and Comedy for Geeks and nerds in Portland Seattle and Beyond! Featuring The Doubleclicks
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Con fans! Badges go on sale tomorrow for my new event, Personal Space Con. It's in a football field. Only 3 badges will be sold. Get hyped!
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I am going see what I can get on Craigslist.
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Do you want to feel old? The classic movie, Minions, hasn't even been released yet. 
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Joseph Scrimshaw is a writer, comedian, and squirrel enthusiast based in Los Angeles. 

As a “geek flavored” comedian, he’s performed at CONvergence, San Francisco SketchFest, H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival, Chicago Improv Festival, and more.

As a writer, he’s currently working with John Kovalic’s Dork Storm Press developing Dr. Blink for movies and television. Joseph has also written for RiffTrax, and the national sketch comedy TV show M@dAbout.

“Artist of the Year” – City Pages
“Hilarious with a whiff of danger” – Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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