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Shrimp For Dinner
as featured in Desert Exposure Magazine   "Dad, I'm cooking shrimp for dinner," my wife says. "Would you like regular or coconut?"      Meanwhile, the guy who's actually helping make dinner--namely me --his opinion goes unrequested.      I really can't get ...
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The Week In Tweets: Special Undead McCain Edition!
Hammer Films Presents! Zombie McCain! "When there is no more room in Hell... John McCain will walk the earth!"   Just in time for Halloween! Hammer Films Presents! Dracula Vs The Monster! Starring John McCain as the fey political bloodsucker and Ron Jeremy ...
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The Raven (edited for time)
Back in  the day, writers used to be paid by the word, that’s why our classics are so looong. And, in addition to that, what else was there to do? You could spend six hours enjoying an opera, and not feel it’s gone on five hours too long, much like the fans...
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The Week In Tweets: Special Bombtober Edition!
Fake News Reports! Daniel Frisiello Pleads GUILTY To Sending President Trump's Sons Threatening Letters With A White Powder Enclosed! "Mental note: Next time, DON'T include my return address."   Fake News Reports! Democrats Say The Migrant Caravan Should Be...
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Bananas Revisited: The Migrant Caravan
Our migrant caravan, the one heading to the United States from Central America as we speak, has grown to four thousand foreign nationals strong, all of us planning to enter the U.S. illegally. The question I’m most asked by CNN reporters is this:     “Just ...
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The Week In Tweets: Special Spooktober Edition!
Fake News Reports! Diane Gardea, a fugitive on El Paso's Most Wanted list, was arrested at her east side home! "They'll never look for me here," she chuckled, just before they broke down the door.   I... Am... The... World's... Fastest... Snail.   I'm not s...
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The Week In Tweets: Special Blogtober Edition!
You know you're a loser when you're able to write your Last Will & Testament on Twitter.   It takes a monster to make a monster.   I'm not half as great as I think I am. But that's still pretty good.   An Ouija board is a doorway between the supernatural an...
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My Wife Is A Great Cook
as featured in Desert Exposure Magazine desertexposure.com   My wife's a great cook.     In fact, she's such a great cook she can even make English food taste good, and any food you have to put vinegar on to improve the flavor of, well, let's just say you'd...
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The Week In Tweets: Special Serena Williams Edition!
Success 101 You'll know you're successful the first time you hear someone brag that they knew you in high school.   Save The Whales! Unless they taste good.   Daffynitions! Expert: A person who may not have all the answers, but is sure he could get them wit...
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Lest You Think
as featured in Desert Exposure Magazine desertexposure.com     Lest you think I consider my father a burden, I don't.     It's just if all I wrote about were unicorns and rainbows, both you and I would be bored. Besides, I find everything my father does inc...
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