Eddie was born with no body, no arms, and no legs. All he had was a
head. But despite this major birth defect, his parents still loved him
much. So on his sixteenth birthday, his parents found a doctor that
could surgically give Eddie a body. When the parents got home, they
couldn't wait to tell him that he could finally have a body and be like
normal people. When Eddie got there, they were really excited and said,
"Have we got a surprise for you. It's the best present ever!" They
showed him, and Eddie said, "Oh no, not another hat!"