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Gotta go order 17 3TB drives and combine them just to install +Steam  #ridiculous   #getyourshittogether  
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Ein hoch auf den Winterdienst -.-
Bereits 2 LKW stecken hier hintereinander an der (sehr leichten) Steigung 50m vor der Kreuzung fest...
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Weihnachtsmusik für diejenigen denen der ganze andere Mist zum Hals raushängt ;)
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QFT!
 
"Videogames make people violent!"

"What?" I replied, distracted from two fingers of the finest scotch by a pronouncement of such gobsmacking stupidity it took my breath away.

"Videogames! With all their shooting and exploding and so on. They're desensitising people!"

He seemed to really be into what he was saying, spittle flying from his mouth, the thousand-yard-stare of the Priest or the Imam flaring from his eyes like a laser beam.

A sip of the scotch and I gave him my most withering of looks. "Apart from you of course..."

"What?" He spluttered.

"Well, obviously you've looked into these games for yourself. Otherwise you couldn't make such a pronouncement. Yes?"

He nodded vigorously. "Filth! Depravity! Gore! Bloodshed! Crime and prostitution! It's all fodder to these game makers!"

"Yet... you wouldn't consider yourself to be a violent man?"

"Oh no, not at all."

"But you've examined these games, played them, to come to your conclusion?"

"Um..."

"Right then, shut the fuck up. You know what makes people violent? Patronising arseholes who don't rate anyone else as having the intelligence or testicular fortitude they do."

I finished the scotch.

And glassed him.
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FAI Results from Press conference for the #livejump  (preliminary data)
Jump Height: 128100 ft
Free Fall jump Length: 4:20 (approx.)
Free Fall Distance: 119846 ft
Speed: 373m/s -> Mach 1.24

#livejump  
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#redbullstratos  Press conference starting in a couple minutes.. all sitting down now.
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True dat..
 
I have to admit, my heart skipped a beat when Felix jumped. Well done!

#felixbaumgartner   #livejump   #history  
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Gerade mit der Post gekommen...
Nen größeres Paket haben sie wohl nicht gefunden.
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Baum fertiggestellt...

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Good morning everyone, hope everyone is going to enjoy the #EndOfTheWorld Party...
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How dare you thinking of buying a #Nexus4 ...
 
/ you should have known. #Nexus4  
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Seems Felix is about to get back to Mission Control, so the Press conference should be soon.

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