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James Brittain
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Vox Unpopuli
It's been a tough week for morale. On Tuesday I was outside in the rain for hours asking the public to be interviewed. Amazingly, not many people like the idea of being on camera, and it's incredible how many old people are suddenly "in a rush". One woman b...
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NARFA
Only joking - but we should totally try it!
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Alfa Male or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Brakes, Part Three
I have volunteered blah-fucking-blah planet shit this cunt that Green Party membership fucking livelihood gone yada yada yada - here's a bit about the Alfa.  Part Three: How I learned to stop worrying and love the brakes Three months and two days into my ow...
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Alfa Male or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Brakes, Part Two
I have volunteered to become an environmentalist at work. Y'know, save the planet n' shit. It's a massive character-shift for me, but I'm up for the challenge.  But there's one tragic condition: I'm to use my car less. LESS! But I bloody love cars. I've alw...
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Alfa Male or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Brakes, Part One
There are troubled waters ahead, dear reader. Particularly hot ones, which I have landed myself into.  I have volunteered to become an environmentalist at work. Y'know, save the planet n' shit. Just imagine me as a Bono-type figure who checks to see how muc...
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2015: A Waste Odyssey
Congratulations, Earth. It's been exactly 2015 years since Jesus celebrated slaying the dinosaurs by setting fireworks off and singing Auld Lang Syne. Thankfully, this is the two-thousand and fifteenth CONSECUTIVE year we haven't cocked anything up since he...
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Penguins, Bears and Hares! Oh my!
... ... Nobody wants to admit it? Fine. I'll go first.  I think John Lewis is shit.  I understand this is hard to take for a lot of people. It was a shock for me when I first came to this opinion. It's a bit like learning that Santa isn't real. There's the ...
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Training Day
Technology, for all its faults and trolls and
Gangnam Styles, has done a lot for us, it must be said. There’s the way you're reading this for a start, and the fact that, after you've disposed of our brief
moment together, you could learn how to tie a bow ti...
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We're going to need a bigger vote
Now, you can say what you like about Europe,
especially if you vote for UKIP. But whether you like your Brussels or not, the elections are in town. For those of you who have never voted in one
of these before (which is fair enough, it only happens once ever...
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Think Void: The Wall
It's a day in early March, and nothing has happened.  Well, stuff has happened. I work full time, and stuff happens there. I spend a lot of free time walking around Cheltenham, and I see things happen; some of it in front of me, some of it involving me. Som...
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