I am at least 4 of the following possibilities: Black, Asian, Danish, White, Hindu, Gay Robot, Girzzly Bear, French Polynesian, Eskimo, Finklestein, Guatemalan Zombie, Geek, Yugoslovian.
When I'm not eating cake covered in Lucky Charms and making my old He-Man toys scissor each other, wait... I think I missed a step in there somewhere. I'm guessing something was either ingested and/or inhaled. Any-who, I write for a major online outlet, make films, and own a comic book store. Boomstick Comics!!.