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What if I'm the only person who exists and reality is just a figment of my imagination?... How could I live having such a boring imagination?
What if I'm the only person who exists and reality is just a figment of my imagination?... How could I live having such a boring imagination?

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How to Crochet Horn Head Monster
Needle: 3.50 mm (Again, I don't know the non-metric size nor do I care.) Yarn: 4 Medium Colours: Don't let me stifle your creativity. I used some kind of yellow and, I don't know, Yoda green?. I bought it to make a Yoda for a lady friend. I... don't want to...

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How to Knit the Panda monster
Needle: 3.50 mm Yarn: 4 Colours: Whatever you desire. Don't let people like me tell you what to do. In fact ignore these instructions altogether. But I used Chocolate for may accent colour and Cream for my main colour... or maybe it was called Oatmeal. I do...

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How To Make A Christmas Pudding - An Uninstructional Guide, Part π
So now we start cooking this cake... or whatever. Remember last time when I said to start boiling a tea towel? No? Well I did, so do it. (This does not have to be done on a dirty stove, this is just my preference.) Step Whatever? : Dust the tea towel with f...

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How To Make A Christmas Pudding - An Uninstructional Guide, Part: 2, The Wrath of Khan
 By now you should have been awakened by some shitty person pulling the fire alarm in your building. If you live around decent people I would suggest finding some alternate means of waking yourself up. Step... Five? : Remove the Orange and Lemon peels. You ...

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How To Make A Christmas Pudding - An uninstructional Guide, Part: 1
I will teach you to make a traditional English  Hamiltonian Christmas pudding. Step One :  Mix raisins, currants, sultanas, mixed fruit, and lemon and Orange rinds. About 800 g, but who the fuck knows I don't own a scale. Step Two :   Add juice of said oran...

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