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Thomas Vaultonburg
Works at Zombie Logic Press
Attended Rockford College
Lives in Rockford, Illinis
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Midwest Town Terrorized By Bear AND Serial Killer During 4th Of July Weekend
You can say what you want about my hometown of Rockford. The national press sure does. We're  fat , we're  violent , and we're  miserable , but one thing we're not is boring, as the scads of Chicago news vans I have seen driving around town this week will a...
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World Cup Match Cancelled When All 22 Players Fall Down Simultaneoulsy
The World Cup Match between Brazil and Columbia this morning was rescheduled for a later date when all twenty-two players simultaneously fell to the pitch and began feigning various injuries.  "It reminded me of the worst days of The Killing Fields", said K...
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My Angiogram Scar Totally Looks Like a Penis and Testicles
I'm going to write a paragraph or two here so the first thing you don't see is a picture of my hairy groin. After my surgery they basically had to perform a smaller surgery to remove all the tubes and needles that were in my body. These were significant tub...
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Fantasy Football Bum Bus
It's that time again. Time for one of my most popular blogs of the year. The Fantasy Football Bum Bus.  How I wish Riley Cooper would get on. I believe eventually the NFL will catch up with society in terms of marijuana use and amend their drug policy so fa...
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Sinkhole strikes again.
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John Wayne Gacy's Last Meal
John Wayne Gacy's Last Meal is what this work of art from Jesus Correa's book Iced Cream would probably be titled, if he had titled it. He did not, therefore, I did. And this work of art is also factually correct, as John Wayne Gacy's last meal was a dozen ...
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Belphegor Is My Savior, I Follow None Other
Today's Supreme Court decision allowing Hobby Lobby to opt out of paying for it's employees birth control on a the basis that it violates their religious convictions was a completely expected salvo in the war to transform America into an utter cesspool of r...
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Two Poems By Jesus Correa
Two poem by Jesus Abraham Correa VII from his upcoming book, Iced Cream, published by Zombie Logic Press. The book will be available for sale in August of 2014. You can pre-order your copy now  Iced Cream by Jesus Correa   for the drowning to come the power...
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The Majority of Human Beings Are Being Transformed Into Zombies Before Our Eyes
If one redefines the word "zombie" to mean less the corpse of a dead human, re-animated through some chemical or metaphysical means, to a human who had had his/her humanity diminished to the point where they are no longer strictly human, it now becomes much...
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Rockford has great poets. This is the best one. 
Jesus Abraham Correa VII ran for mayor of Rockford as a Green Party candidate. He is a visual artist, wrestler, stand-up comedian, musician, and poet. His first book of poetry, Iced Cream, is being published by Zombie Logic P...
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  • Zombie Logic Press
    Publisher, 1997 - present
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Rockford, Illinis
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Byron, Illinois
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Thomas L. Vaultonburg is an American poet and children's book author and the publisher at Zombie Logic Press.
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  • Rockford College
    Psychology, 1993 - 1995
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Come to Rockford, Illinois, and bring your sledge hammer, big guy. I'm sure you'll have different results with your douchebag act here.
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