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Thomas Vaultonburg
Works at Zombie Logic Press
Attended Rockford College
Lives in Rockford, Illinis
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Yesterday it was time to go to the YMCA. Jack and Jenny were going to swim, and I was going to go into the gym and workout, then do cardio upstairs. First we ran a few laps around the track, then split up so they could go swim and I could workout. My head s...
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Former Met catcher Jerry Grote joins the Chemung Shamans outsider poetry slam team
Former Met catcher Jerry Grote, famous as the man whose arms Jerry Koosman jumped into after the Mets won the 1969 World Series, has joined the Chemung Shamans Outsider Poetry slam team for the 2017 season. Grote never left N...
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Poetry by Australian Brenton Booth
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I have a vague disrespect for everything you care about. Now we're even.
Tibetan Tulpa demon The Ubermenscher, made famous in the "Arcadia" episode of The X-Files, will be joining the Hell Hollerers of the Outsider Poetry Slam League of America next season. For many centuries believed to be merely...
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Check this out: 'Momus Shrugged: Cloudy Syphilitic Piss Mistaken For Award Winning Beer At Prestigious Festival' - http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/33RPVq/:Bir7+gNh:4ldi1KS
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Check this out: 'Momus Shrugged: Writer of Shatapatha Brahmana Steps Forward To Apologize For Embarrassing Pi Error' - http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1f19c3/:1ftKfdikC:qTgHUlld
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I Have Groat's Disease, But It Doesn't Have Me
It is an entirely fictional disease that has been fabricated in the script of HBO's Emmy nominated show, "Curb Your Enthusiasm." Groat's Syndrome, also known as Groat's Disease, is a neurological disorder, marked by excessive hyperactivity and spasticity. I...
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Can Grote's Syndrome actually be a good thing for poets?
Grote’s Syndrome is a very serious and misunderstood neurological condition marked my hyperactivity and spasticism. It can be compared to Turret’s Syndrome in many regards, including the re-uptake of...
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Australian Poet Brenton Booth
Brenton Booth lives in Sydney, Australia. Poetry and fiction of his has appeared in over 150 journals over the past few years. His poetry collection " Punching The Teeth From The Sky" is available from Epic Rites Press. To read more of his work visit brento...
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For Lovers of Chaos, It's a Win Either Way
Watching Chachi Arcola speak I have one response: I hope Trump wins, and I hope they take away your video games and pornography, because that's all you seem to care about, and it shouldn't be just us who are capable of caring about decency, truth, and goodn...
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Poems By John Greiner
John Greiner's poetry and fiction has been published in Sensitive Skin, Unarmed, Street Value, Upstairs at Duroc, Poetry City, USA and numerous other magazines. His chapbooks, pamphlets and collections of short stories include Bodega Roses (Good Cop/Bad Co...
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Check this out: 'Zombie Logic: Poetry, Politics, Webcomics, Movies, Sports, Art, and Zombies: Anacin Versus Excedrin: A Zombie Logic Product Challenge' - http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2if9Mx/:1scLhzIYu:qTgHUlld
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  • Zombie Logic Press
    Publisher, 1997 - present
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Rockford, Illinis
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Thomas L. Vaultonburg is an American poet and children's book author and the publisher at Zombie Logic Press.
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  • Rockford College
    Psychology, 1993 - 1995
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Highly professional. Can't beat a family-owned business based in the community.
Public - 6 months ago
reviewed 6 months ago
Come to Rockford, Illinois, and bring your sledge hammer, big guy. I'm sure you'll have different results with your douchebag act here.
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
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