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News for Week Ending Friday, Jan 12, 2018
1.     First Lady Melania Trump has just announced
three new additions to her White House staff, including a communications
coordinator.   *  Hey,
what marriage couldn’t use one of those? 2.     Yesterday there was a two hour power outage and
blackout at ...
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News for Week Ending Friday, Jan 5, 2018
1.     Appalachian State trounced Toledo 34 to 0 in the “Dollar
General Bowl.”  *  Most fans didn’t mind the lopsided
score, but they were really disappointed to find out they couldn’t buy beer for
a buck. 2.     According to a study published in the jour...
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News for Week Ending Friday, Dec 22, 2017
1.     In order to boost business, Scandinavian Airlines has
just announced free flights for all kids under 11 . *  They expect to cover the costs through
increased liquor sales to all the adults. 2.     According to the website 24/7 Wall St., New Jersey ...
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This Week in the News -- Friday, Dec 15, 2017
1.     An article published in the scientific journal “Joule”
says that Greek yogurt could be used to power jet planes.  ***  
So, you’ll know we might be gearing up for war if you see a lot of Air
Force uniforms in the dairy aisle. 2.     In Alabama, defea...
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News for Week Ending Friday, Dec 8, 2017
1.    Ford just announced it will manufacture its
next-generation electric car in Mexico, which is contrary to the wishes of
President Trump.  *  A company spokesman said they’d like to honor
the president’s request, but there were just too many problems ...
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News for Week Ending Friday, Dec 1, 2017
1.     According to a worldwide study of over 800,000
individuals, married people are 20% less likely to show signs of dementia.   * 
That’s because they can still handle every situation by saying, “Yes,
Dear.” 2.     After complaints of “inappropriate be...
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News for Weed Ending Friday, Nov 24, 2017
1.     A man in Hampton, Virginia had his thumb bitten off
while trying to fight off a carjacker.   
*  You know you’re having a bad
day when someone steals your car and then you can’t even hitchhike home. 2.     Students in China say they have been force...
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News for Week Ending Friday, Nov 17, 2017
1.     In a recent survey, several celebrity chefs said that
sweet potato casserole lacks substance, has no redeeming qualities and should
never be included in a Thanksgiving dinner.   
*    I believe they said the
same thing about in-laws. 2.     Preside...
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News for Week Ending Friday, Nov 10, 2017
1.     Speaking in St. Peter’s Square, Pope Francis said, “It
makes me very sad when I say Mass and I see so many cell phones in the air.”   *  And
he said he really gets ticked off when someone interrupts his homily to ask for
the Wi-Fi password. 2.     ...
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News for Week Ending Friday, Nov 3, 2017
1.     Delta plans to hire 1,000 new flight attendants.   *  Candidates
will be tested on their ability to always remain friendly, take charge in
emergency situations and yank passengers out of overbooked seats. 2.     Frustrated by differences in their t...
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