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Andrew Griffiths
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Top tips for the New Year
The rampant commercialism and uncontrollable flatulence of the Christmas and New Year period is over. Like all the great philosophers such as Plato, Hume and Vin Diesel I have turned my mind towards the past in a moment of deep reflection and contemplation ...

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From Reggie Perrin to Alan Sugar
It's been a long time coming. But I have finally thrown off the shackles of employment and have taken the leap into self employment. This prospect is a nerve racking one but at the same time fills me with a level of excitement that I haven't experienced in ...

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The secret to happiness
I was about to say it's the crack of dawn. But that would be a lie given that dawn hasn't arrived yet. However, even at this ungodly hour, the entire Hapless household is up and about. Mrs Hapless has already gone to work. Female child is watching Peppa Pig...

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I've lost my mojo
It's official,  I have lost my blogging mojo! The question is, what's the best way to get it back? The answer: write about it. When I first started this blog the objective was simple. To get my writing seen by as many people as possible. I was in a period o...

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Party bags should contain smallpox..
My son turned 6 years old on the 22nd of September. I turned 41 a few days later. Birthdays are always a time of reflection, particularly when you are in the throws of a world class mid life crisis. You spend endless hours reflecting on how to trade your MP...

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You wish time away and all of a sudden....
It's gone!!! This week my eldest turned 6 years old. Since he arrived on the planet our house has been in turmoil and I use that word wit...

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HDs guide to getting 'kid fit'
I've always been fairly fit. I wouldn't say very fit but certainly above above average. As a child I played a lot of sport. As an adult I...

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I STILL can't hang weights from my penis but......
I did it. I starred the devil straight in the more bloodshot of his wonky eyes and I survived. I managed to get through an entire wedding we...

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