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Lane Wilder
Worked at D'Huy Engineering, Inc.
Attended Swarthmore College
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Information Regarding the author, Benjamin Dewey, can be obtained thus... Newer. Older. Tagged: chupacabra philosophy job prospects hinders mythical desk resume claws 374. Posted on October 3, 2011 wi...
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Information Regarding the author, Benjamin Dewey, can be obtained thus... Newer. Older. Tagged: cycling tryst couple penny-farthing bicycle 66 perilous canyon bridge. Posted on July 31, 2011 with 32 n...
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So... my friend Paul Acampora just published his second novel. Linking through reviews and interviews I came across a link to a story Paul told me many years back, when we were co-workers at Moravian College. Still think it's about the funniest thing ever... even without Paul's voice and impeccable comedic timing. For your enjoyment --
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THAT is a fabulous story. These two lines are priceless:


“You mean I have to lie if I want to see the Pope?”

“Don’t worry,” Tim told me. “At the end of Mass, you get a Papal blessing. All your sins will be forgiven."
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You know why we lost that awesome feeling? Because they don't make those cool sunglasses in grown-up sizes.
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In case anyone needs another reason to love Hugh Laurie...
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I thiiiiink all my Google+ friends are savvy enough to know that this article is satirical, not for realz.
ALTOONA, PA—Following the fiery derailment of a 56-car Ringling Bros. circus train Wednesday, hundreds of clowns, somersaulting acrobats, ringmasters on stilts, stampeding giraffes, and monkeys in col...
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Friends Adam and +Allison Carpenter gave us a half peck of peaches from Scholl's Orchards, which was picking everything in advance of the storm. Today +Clif Kussmaul turned out a mighty, mighty good pie. Best part is the moat inside the outer rim of the crust. Am I right, people??
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"Kraken attends regatta gala uninvited."
Information Regarding the author, Benjamin Dewey, can be obtained thus... Newer. Older. Tagged: Kraken Regatta Gala Ships 250 uninvited. Posted on August 14, 2011 with 83 notes. gnacowo liked this. ro...
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Amusing nonsense. Yes, please, I'll have some.
Information Regarding the author, Benjamin Dewey, can be obtained thus... Newer. Older. Tagged: banjos infestation lady bed horse picture 327 dresser lamp. Posted on August 10, 2011 with 309 notes. mo...
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Love this. Want to buy posters of this guy's work.
Have you ever wanted to alphabetize a bowl of alphabet soup? Swiss artist Ursus Wehrli did just that. The very tidy man also fixed up a haphazard parking lot and a photograph from the depths of the co...
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Thank you for sharing this. Puts my OCD in perspective.
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"Self Portrait with Caffeine Addiction."

Happy Monday morning, folks.
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Introduction
Like a stereotype of a PTA mom, except with profanity.
Education
  • Swarthmore College
    Engineering, Sociology/Anthropology
  • Phillips Exeter Academy
Work
Occupation
Writer, glutton, photo-snapper, volunteer, mom of two
Employment
  • D'Huy Engineering, Inc.
  • University of California Davis
    Staff Research Associate
  • The Sperry Group
    Project Manager
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Gender
Female