Lindsay is a grad student aspiring to be a high school (or middle school) English teacher. She has a basset named Ivy and a VW Bug named Freddie. She grew up in Saint Paul, Minnesota and still lives with her parents. She actually doesn't mind winter and probably listens to teenage angsty music too much. Lindsay proudly makes at least one reference to Spongebob Squarepants daily. She's single and trying to adjust to this kind of lifestyle in which she doesn't have to shave her legs as much. Her razor does not like it.