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Special Hair Service
So there I was, sitting in one of my least favourite places in the world, staring at an amorphous blob in the mirror. The place was my barber shop and the reason that I was staring at a pale blurred alien-type creature was that it was the time when I had to...
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Skinny Jeans
So there I was in the changing rooms in a men’s clothing establishment about to try on a pair of jeans. This is something I have done  many times before, usually with great success because I am average in every way – average waist and average regular trouse...
Skinny Jeans
Skinny Jeans
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Useless
Sometimes I feel useless and when I do, I try to think of things that are more hopelss than I am to make myself feel better. For example, a Tyrannosaurus Rex is a fearsome creature that was King of the Dinosaurs but this terrifying giant lizard with huge cl...
Useless
Useless
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Let's Do Europe
“Let’s do Europe!” is a phrase I have heard quite a few times, mainly from Americans but also from other nationalities, including people from my own country. Last week I was in a restaurant in Porto, Portugal, and I heard a variation on the words again from...
Let's Do Europe
Let's Do Europe
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Stan and Ollie - Top Ten Laurel and Hardy Shorts
Last week, Mrs PM and I were sitting in a small cinema watching a short movie. The rest of the audience were a mixed bunch; a middle-aged German couple sat just in front of us, to our right was an older couple and to our left were a young family with two yo...
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Duck Face
I learned something last week from a bunch of young people and I can’t believe that I’ve never heard of it before. I am talking about the duck face , an expression that is used by people, usually females, to appear sexy. I know that some women do this, but ...
Duck Face
Duck Face
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Birthday Boy
Well folks, it’s that time of year again – another birthday on Saturday October 8th. I’ve had 53 of these buggers before and this will obviously be my 54th – and to be honest I’ve stopped counting them or getting excited by them – mainly because I know that...
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The Ghost Hunter
Do you believe in ghosts? I don’t really but I have had rather a spooky encounter in the past that could have been a ghost (I’m still not 100% convinced but you could judge for yourself – read about it here ). Maybe there is something in it – maybe not. My ...
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Painful Shoes
Ladies – let me show you two clips! Men – please look away for a few seconds. The first clip is of poor Jen when she sees the shoes of her dreams: The second clip is when she takes the shoes off: I’ve seen this madness first hand. Let me take you back in ti...
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