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Mahatma Jyoti Rao
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After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

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READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
Retail Price: Rs 30/-

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Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

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Madhuri Dixit thrilled to see her wax model
Madhuri Dixit Nene has unveiled her wax model at Madame Tussads and she is highly thrilled to see the perfection and beauty of the model. With this, she has become the sixth Bollywood celebrity to find a place at the historic museum.
The actress who has in her credit hit films like ‘Devdas’, ‘Dil Toh Pagal hai’, Beta, ‘Hum Aapke Hai Kaun, said she is thrilled to be a part of the recognition.
"I am thrilled to be here in Madame Tussauds unveiling a wax figure of myself. It's incredible just how detailed the figure is - they have captured my look beautifully!
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Hangout Alert! We're about to kick off our first #SXSW event. Stay tuned for a hangout live from our "Crawfish and Cornhole" party to get a glimpse of all the fun!

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