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Johnny Teacup
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Not just another GongFu Charlie.
Not just another GongFu Charlie.

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This looks spectacular. Johnny couldn't be more excited!
#queerghosthunters #noobvioustea #lgbthistory
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On this glorious Christmas Eve, I submit my favorite Holiday text.
Please, if you will, imagine: Johnny, drunk as hell, showing up at your house this Christmas Eve, during your otherwise peaceful, lovely celebrations... to read this to you, your friends and family, and your impressionable children and spouses.

John Waters: Why I Love Christmas
http://home.interlog.com/~suzu/crap/present.htm

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Live vicariously through me in my glorious, heartbreaking but ultimately redemptive new post on HostiliTEA! [Click "Read More" for Important hashtags]

#teapet   #yak   #TMI   #LiveForTea   #TeaForever      #HostiliTEA     #TeaBat   #TeaSlug   #TeaYak    #PouringTeaOnFriends   #SocialBragging     #BetterFriendsThanYours   #ExcessiveHonesty   #SocialMyopia   #DramaticIrony  
#HashtagOveruse  
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This morning's heresy: cold-brewed Purple Sheng Pu'er. All those times I've said "don't cold-brew pu'er"? #IwasRight   #flavorless   #teawater   #puerfail   #DrinkItAnyway  
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Cooler weather hit the Pacific Northwest today like a big weather hitting thing... no choice but this old DJ mix featuring a robot voice asking if you'd like some tea. Accompanied with... hot tea.

[Robot voice begins at 7:50]
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Johnny is live-tweeting a cold brew of Qimen (Keemun) today... tune in for excitement!  https://twitter.com/Hostili_Tea
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Behold! A new, gloriously unfulfilling post from Johnny Teacup
http://www.hostilitea.com/clickbait-tea-for-shame/
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Every so often, there are those discussions about whether we can call it "tea" if there's anything but "True Tea" (camellia sinensis) in it... and then along comes that old bully, Beef Tea, who doesn't care a whit for semantics. 
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Sometimes a tea set is just a tea set. At least, that's what they say...
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