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Robert Janke
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Sunday Funday for the Ladies
Patrick Wilson is on The Gold Coast somewhere and he went jogging with his short off like all studs do. He was on The Gold Coast filming some DC Comics movie but comics are dumb and comics movies are even dumber so I don't care. I think it's Aquaman? And on...

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Busy Philips is Helpful
Busy Phillips dressed like a pinata at some charity thing. I'm not sure what the charity was for maybe it was Pinatas for Quinceañeras or whatever.  That dress cost $700 in case you were wondering. Is she related to the Mamas and Papas people? Probably beca...

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Chris Cornell Dead
Soundgarden singer Chris Cornell died. He was 52. They're saying it was " sudden, and unexpected " and it usually is. Especially to the person that actually died. And I'm no doctor but I'm going out on a limb and guess it had something to do with drugs. Wou...

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Pamela Anderson is Done with the Back 40 Y'all
Normally I'm a huge defender of women in their 30's, 40's and in the case of Sandra Bullock, Halle Berry, and Christie Brinkley, even into their 50's and 60's. But Pamela Anderson looks weird to me. It's probably just the picture. Or maybe it's because she ...

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Liv Tyler is Going to be Huge
Remember Liv Tyler? Boy I sure do. Here she is at a showing of Kate Moss' new jewelry release party or whatever they call it when someone has a jewelry line named after them. What do you think, Kate Moss sits around in a lab coat while wearing one of those ...

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Ben and Amy End it All
Amy Schumer and Ben Schumer broke up. I'm not sure his last name is Schumer and I didn't check even though it's part of the title of this linked story then again I don't care what his last name is and you'll never hear about him from this point forward anyw...

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Saturday Jennifer Aniston Post
It's Saturday and I really haven't written much lately and the same usual boring stuff is happening. "Trump", "I hate Trump" "The end times are here because Trump is president" blah blah blah. Jesus who knew the internet was so full of crybaby pants wetters...

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Long Live Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek attended a party in Venice. They didn't mention which Venice so it's either Venice California, Venice Florida, or Venice Italy. Take your pick they're all the same to me anyway. It also didn't mention what the party was for, but judging by her c...

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Helen Hunt Will Swallow Your Soul
This picture was labeled "Helen Hunt Looks Fabulous in Crepe Figure Hugging Dress" And I thought, "yeah she does look kind of creepy."

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Michael Parks 1940-2017
Adios Michael Parks .
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