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sean simmons
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Why do i need to watch the World Cup, when i can watch my buddy run around the bar for 90 minutes and not score.

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The next time somebody wants to talk politics. I'm going to play this song for them.

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That's all she was saying!
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Somebody sign me up for BBQ Pitmasters
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When credit card companies STOP calling you asking for your payment. You know shit is about to get REAL!

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My favorite Snoop song. What's yours?

Attention: Chick-fli-a
If you are not going to be open on sundays, then you shouldn't show your commericals on sunday!

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean that the 5th person enjoys it?

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When someone says, "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get". I say Bullshit! All you have to do is flip the lid over and you will know exactly what your going to get!
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Oh so true!
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