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sean simmons
Works at Jeff Gordon Chevy
Attended The real U.S.C.
Lives in anytown, usa
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Why do i need to watch the World Cup, when i can watch my buddy run around the bar for 90 minutes and not score.
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The next time somebody wants to talk politics. I'm going to play this song for them.
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Somebody sign me up for BBQ Pitmasters
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Attention: Chick-fli-a
If you are not going to be open on sundays, then you shouldn't show your commericals on sunday!
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Not on Sunday +SakanathYah Yasharahla! Lol
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When someone says, "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get". I say Bullshit! All you have to do is flip the lid over and you will know exactly what your going to get!
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Happy belated Vals Day
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I watch the "state of the union" for the same reason i watch hockey.

I'm waiting for a fight to break out!
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LOL! Very funny
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That's all she was saying!
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Rotflmao, thats too funny
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When credit card companies STOP calling you asking for your payment. You know shit is about to get REAL!
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My favorite Snoop song. What's yours?
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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean that the 5th person enjoys it?
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Oh so true!
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Pimpin Pimpin Pimpin
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Carolina vs Duke
It doesn't get any better than this!
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Oh yeah!
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Have him in circles
383 people
Monna  Sarmiento's profile photo
Khara Lee's profile photo
Rico Very's profile photo
Vadlamudi udayashankar's profile photo
Felicia Howard's profile photo
Emma Jones's profile photo
Bryan Leerintveld's profile photo
Rene Glasow's profile photo
Jerry Anika's profile photo
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Making people laugh,and relax.
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  • Jeff Gordon Chevy
    Sales Manager, present
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anytown, usa
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Living the dream. If it's out of my control,it's out of my mind
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Went from 234lbs. to 179lbs. Went H.A.M. on the p90x..
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  • The real U.S.C.
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