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sean simmons
Works at Jeff Gordon Chevy
Attended The real U.S.C.
Lives in anytown, usa
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Why do i need to watch the World Cup, when i can watch my buddy run around the bar for 90 minutes and not score.
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That's all she was saying!
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Rotflmao, thats too funny
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When credit card companies STOP calling you asking for your payment. You know shit is about to get REAL!
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My favorite Snoop song. What's yours?
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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean that the 5th person enjoys it?
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Smdh! The verdict is still out on that
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Oh so true!
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Pimpin Pimpin Pimpin
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Carolina vs Duke
It doesn't get any better than this!
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Oh yeah!
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The next time somebody wants to talk politics. I'm going to play this song for them.
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sad truth... :(
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Somebody sign me up for BBQ Pitmasters
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Attention: Chick-fli-a
If you are not going to be open on sundays, then you shouldn't show your commericals on sunday!
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Not on Sunday +SakanathYah Yasharahla! Lol
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When someone says, "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get". I say Bullshit! All you have to do is flip the lid over and you will know exactly what your going to get!
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Happy belated Vals Day
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I watch the "state of the union" for the same reason i watch hockey.

I'm waiting for a fight to break out!
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LOL! Very funny
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Have him in circles
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Making people laugh,and relax.
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  • Jeff Gordon Chevy
    Sales Manager, present
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anytown, usa
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Living the dream. If it's out of my control,it's out of my mind
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Went from 234lbs. to 179lbs. Went H.A.M. on the p90x..
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  • The real U.S.C.
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