Empty one packet each Wal-Mart brand Orange Early Rise and Fruit Punch sugar free powdered drink mix in a gallon pitcher, add water and mix well. Fill your Strawberry Shortcake cup (um, see photo) with ice. Pour two thirds of a cup full of beverage mix. Add one quarter-ish cup - or two to three ounces - orange liqueur (for our cheap ass purposes Montezuma brand triple sec worked well) and then add half-ish cup - or four to five ounces - tequila (mommy is diggin' on Jose Quervo Tradicional these days, see photo) and give a quick, brisk mix (with a wood spoon a'la Lee Van Cleef in The Good , The Bad, and The Ugly, opening scene, at the dinner table).
A few words on the aforementioned tequila:
Normally, I avoid tequila, as it makes me meaner than snake shit, however, this particular tequila is smooth and both mixable and/or shootable. Yes, I have had my mean-as-snake-shit moment, but that was a long time coming since quitting Paxil cold turkey. It was my cathartic fuck-the-cosmos-rage therapy. Now is the mellowness I can enjoy.
Shot of (one part) Bacardi Black over ice.
Shot of - or one part- fresh squeezed lime juice.
Two shots - or two parts - fresh brewed mint tea.
Mix, baby, mix.
And for a Betty Grable Mint Mojito, hahaha......use Medford Rum. Remember, if that rum smells like carnations, call Ma and stay in bed and watch How To Marry a Millionaire.
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As for me and my house, we shall serve The Lord.
Yes, Mr. President, my family is proudly, faithfully, and without waver, clinging to our guns and our bibles.
World without end.
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