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Jason Sweeney
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Oh, there's my pen.
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That's a pencil, Jason. C'mon. We've talked about this.
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Still don't know what to do with this.
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I posted turtle porn on Tumblr and it barely got any hearts. Frogs. It should have been frogs.
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♪ I have no idea what to do with this ♪
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Dispense financial advice and review any James Patterson novels with prime numbers in their titles.
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The world is a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Water is more precious than gold. Mutants ravage the land. Blah blah blah.

Do you want William H. Macy or Steve Buscemi at your side?

PS: William H. Macy has a shotgun, while Steve Buscemi has a long bow.

PPS: Yes, he has cool trick arrows -- bombs, rope, boxing glove, etc.
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Macy as the Punisher. Buscemi as Hawkeye. This is weird Avengers spinoff casting, man.
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I once took an issue of Fantastic Four into a hair salon and asked them to give me a haircut like Johnny Storm. They said no. Which is probably for the best. I probably couldn't pull it off. My hair is brown. His is on fire.
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Every time I leave the Salon, my hair ends up looking like Sue Richards'. Invisible. :(
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Introduction
In Ancient Thrace, before Poseidon vanished from the seas and Apollo from the sky, a hero was born.

One night, when the full moon shone upon the olive leaves, Zeus, father of the gods, came to the woman Joananchachia in the form of an Olympian discus and struck her upon the brow. She declared, “OW! DUDE! WTF?!”

Thus was his seed implanted within her.

Nine moons later, the Thracian hero, Jason, sprang from her loins fully-formed, lightning flashing in his eyes. Again, she declared, “OW! DUDE! WTF?!” (It started to be a thing with her.)

And so began the Age of Heroes. 
Bragging rights
I once put 22 marshmallows in my mouth.
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Currently
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Previously
Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada