In Ancient Thrace, before Poseidon vanished from the seas and Apollo
from the sky, a hero was born.
One night, when the full moon shone upon
the olive leaves, Zeus, father of the gods, came to the woman
Joananchachia in the form of an Olympian discus and struck her upon the
brow. She declared, “OW! DUDE! WTF?!”
Thus was his seed implanted
Nine moons later, the Thracian hero, Jason
sprang from her loins fully-formed, lightning flashing in his eyes.
Again, she declared, “OW! DUDE! WTF?!” (It started to be a thing with
And so began the Age of Heroes.