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This really happens.
#AesopsFables #伊索寓言
真有其事.
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I seldom fly BA but this is a lovely safety video.
好滿足的陣容,不知道機上有無重播button.
#BritishAirways
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My weekend migraine
Last year around this time, I became something called a "weekend migraineur". Sigh...
I think most of you would know how this is related to stress, caffeine, sleep quality and pattern. Now that I am fighting with it so often and need to spend my whole weekend breakthrough it, my self-image got deformed and the screaming Ghostface really fits what I think I look like: sweating and panting, sitting on my chair every Saturday with my face melting.
I started running and exercising regularly in the past 2 years in order to stay healthy - just another weekend warrior vs. couch potato story. But it turns out that I am losing.

"After all it's only a game... isn't it ?
And after all the adrenalin's gone
What you gonna do on Monday ?
A weekend warrior lately
A weekend warrior sometimes
A weekend warrior maybe you were never like that at all." - Weekend Warrior by Iron Maiden
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Weekend migraine (週末偏頭痛)經常發作,咖啡因依賴和多睡一兩小時反而會加劇病情,真是命賤。
Weekend migraineur這個詞在字典查不到,但常有人使用。中文就直接加“患者”兩字,直譯就算了。
這幾年想保持健康,經常運動,打破couch potato宿命,變身weekend warrior。這些字詞都被編入字典了,中文使用則不太多。前者有人直譯“沙發馬鈴薯”,實在是指“電視迷”。我不喜歡電視節目,反而是電影迷和多呆坐電腦屏幕前的網癮患者。至於所謂 “週末戰士”,聽上去都已經形象化,好似80年代電影英雄,實際上48小時後的星期一會打回原形,重回辦公室做蒼白刻板的都巿打工族。
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Guan Kong & Kong Guan

Some communist-funded groups in Hong Kong are holding a so-called Guan Kong festival. Not sure how they come up with this idea but it looks like another attempt to show their loyalty to CCP and a gathering to do "muscle-flexing" against "pro-independence separatists" in Hong Kong.

"Guan Kong" & "Kong Guan"(public relation) is a wordplay in HK Cantonese. There is a trend over the internet to use the terms as puns to mock publicity stunts or publicity disasters. Closely related to the Occupy movement in 2014, the trend would go on while CCP and its supporters keep pushing HK people and throwing their endless supply of laughing stock.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guan_Yu

#關公搞公關 #關公節
不是他們拿關公出來做秀,我也不知道香港有一個“山西商會”。香港的“公關災難”和“關公災難”由笑話變成事實,除了恥笑沒有其他選擇。
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ドナルドの奇妙な冒険
翔べ! 黄金の白頭鷲, 米国優先主義の巻
主役: 大統領ドナルド・トランプ
スタンド: ゴールドのハクトウワシ
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#Plates #HongKong #RichFather #Ferrari
#troll
The plate reads "FU BA BA", literally means "Rich father" in Chinese. That could be the first thing you need if you want a Ferrari.
有個富爸爸,真好。
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剛才晚飯跟朋友講起一個怪事,以下的要懂一點香港粵語流行曲才會明白的。
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某天早上我如常在火車月台等候換乘轉車,那一段繁忙時間等了好久,平時等兩三班才擠進車廂是閒事,也習慣了。我剛好站到車門玻璃屏幕前,又是擠不進去。唉,要遲到了,只能睜眼看著車門關上。忽然,我背後有磁性男聲在我耳邊輕輕的唱:

“如果痴痴的等某日,終於可等到一生中最愛...”

咦,諷刺我?這歌送給我嗎?喂,大家都是男人喎!搞錯?莫非是舊朋友??
我從玻璃倒影看到是個比我高的四眼中年西裝肥哥,回頭看了他一眼,他就本能地閉口收聲了。之後大家同在車上,我瞪了他一眼,他眼神避開我,在扮正經,打手機捉精靈,剛剛似乎是偶發性癲狂。我想:都不正常,算了。

事隔三四個月,我甚至已經忘記了這個傻佬的事。兩週前一早上,同樣情況,我又擠不進火車,一把熟悉的歌聲又在我耳邊響起:

“等,寂寞到夜深...”

救命,阿肥哥,又是你了?奇怪也有個限度吧?我哪得罪你了?痴×線?你想試試我的絕招猴子偷桃嗎?!

事實上,我今次的反應反為比較淡定。我回頭 “噓...” 一聲,他停了,還細聲說:"Sorry..."

嘿,我竟然笑了...

其實,大家生活空間超狹窄,人人也有唱歌的自由,算了吧。

上車後,我本能地站到老遠。
第一,老子我不是gay的,也不想接近這個九成機會是精神病人的人,絕對不想有任何交流發展。第二,我以後得改改慣常等車那個位置,免得再有第三首以等待為題材的歌曲在我耳邊響起。

Anyway, 那首歌是很動聽的。今次由我送給大家好了。
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#StarTrekDiscovery #MichelleYeoh
#星空奇遇記 #星艦奇航記
Source told media that the upcoming TV show on internet streaming will be casting Michelle Yeoh as the Captain of the starship. It's not official yet.
傳聞: 楊紫瓊艦長~! 宇宙版昂山素姬功夫劍術打柒外星人.
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