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Joanna Shindler
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Phone rings. My husband answers. "Hello? Um... George? No, you've got the wrong... wait, Jordan? Is that you? Dude. Why are you calling me talking like Methuselah? Excuse me? Um... oh... No, there's no George at this number. I'm sorry, sir."
Me: "Did you just call some old guy 'Methuselah'?"
Husband: "Shut up."
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Awkward new social network anxiety: I feel like I'm being videotaped while flossing my teeth.
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