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(for an uptown boy)

My wife +Carla Naumburg's book reviewed in +Parade Magazine !!! (This is especially exciting because they published my favorite bit of parenting advice, "Don't give a happy child ice cream," by the always awesome Jack Black.)

Avocado Popsicle

Surprisingly pretty awesome! #vegan #healthy #vegetarian #homemade #glutenfree #fruity

"So, the next time you come across some clever quote on Facebook about what kind of parent you should be, take a moment to notice what kind of crap the crazy monkey in your mind is flinging, and then let it go. If you’re still hanging in there with your children, waking up each day and struggling to do the best you can to connect with them even when it’s hard, then you’re raising your kids right. Whatever that means, anyway."

Peach Cobbler

My girls just rejected this. #vegetarian #sweet #tart #naughty #homemade #messy #fruity

Pimento Cheese Sandwich

Delicious! #umami #salty #vegetarian #naughty #homemade #cheesy