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The Hysell Riley
As has become aware in the short time you've accidenlty stumbled upon this profile I am most definitley a wizard. Unfortunatley, never will I use my magic for good, because where's the fun in that? My powers include shooting lasers, exploding and then regenerating in order to confuse the enemy and stabbing people. Don't be alarmed, my powers only work if I am more powerful than you. Oh wait, you should be scared then.
As has become aware in the short time you've accidenlty stumbled upon this profile I am most definitley a wizard. Unfortunatley, never will I use my magic for good, because where's the fun in that? My powers include shooting lasers, exploding and then regenerating in order to confuse the enemy and stabbing people. Don't be alarmed, my powers only work if I am more powerful than you. Oh wait, you should be scared then.
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Letter to Holmes
Dear Sherlock Holmes,             Just so we’re clear,
this is your fault. It was your books that led to this murder, your tales of
the almost magical world that is detective drama stories that guided my hand to
become one of your villains. Of course, I’m t...

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Cozy Dark
My fingers had been crossed that
some sort of excuse would come up for not going. A broken car, a pounding head,
anything to allow me to call them up and say “I just can’t make it.”                         The
interview began normal enough. I sat at a desk....

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This is a Poem Shaped Like a Circle
                                                                               This is a poem                                                                  shaped like a circle because, w                                                             ell, y...

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COWPOCALYPSE!
It was a day like any
other except with cows on bicycles instead of people. And so, since this day
was no different from any other day besides that one little thing I just
figured it was a coincidence. I mean, it was bound that one day cows would
start ridi...

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Luigi
Very recently, (as in a couple of minutes ago) I posted this: http://minusworld1.blogspot.com/2015/06/in-honor-of-my-return.html . As I was putting tags that have nothing to do with the post on it I decided I wanted to put a 'Mario', a 'Toad' and a 'Luigi' ...

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In Honor of My Return...
I bet you've all been wondering where I've been since 8/23/14. And, while I took a couple months of that time were to come up with an excuse instead of the real answer (I'm lazy and just kind of stopped) it was mostly because I didn't listen to the old man ...

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Cassius' Suicide
If this was to be the place of my
fall, during the climax of a soon to end
brawl, then I’d rather it be at the blade
of my sword than at the hands of the enemies
with which we now warred. My sword already knew the taste of
horrible gore. The skin of our own...

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The Fantastically Ridiculous Adventure of Sarcasm Sam: Part Six
Dan looked around the roller
coaster section. The rollercoasters were as run down as the stages and they ran
with no one on them, much like the shows. " Pie-eyes!”
he shouted into the screaming of the rollercoasters. They sounded like they’d
been running fo...

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The Fantasically Ridiculous Adventure of Sarcasm Sam: Part Five
Smells of popcorn, cotton candy
and sweat bombarded me and Dan as we stood on the now empty stage. The laughing
had resumed, and I could still here the crunching of the muddy ground as the
purple suited man walked away. Despite these smells and sounds every...

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The Fantastically Ridiculous Adventure of Sarcasm Sam: Part Four
I
found that despite my feet’s objection I was carried toward the stage. Silly
Samantha was shouting something under the pie tin, but it was muffled and inaudible.
Pie-eyes turned to look at me, his smile fading.   “You
aren’t on yet…” he mumbled quietly. “...
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