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John Jacobs
Worked at bananas
Attended university of johnson
Lived in beijing
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Occupation
eat bananas. WTF didn't you get when i said it on the first page?
Employment
  • bananas
    eating bananas, 1980 - 1999
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Previously
beijing - cambodia - opa-locka - jordan - avril lavigne
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party all night, party all day, this is the way the kings play
Introduction
hey i'm John Jacobs. I'm really good at kick flips and heel flips. pop shove-its are still pretty tough.

I made a profile for a story in The Minaret. don't read it, it's probably gonna be bad.
Bragging rights
I met jesus when i was in 6th grade he wasn't as chill as everybody talks about. I've been to Brooklyn NY 14 times in the last 6 months, don't ask why. I can do 6 push-ups in 10 seconds. I was at the midnight release for the harry potter gameboy game. I can eat hot dogs 6 at a time ;)
Education
  • university of johnson
    backflips, 2000 - 2012
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Male
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Other names
JJ, Jackie Chan, Dr. Uppercut, "halftime" Jones, Angelina Blow-Me (but say it like "Jo-Lee"), danica patrick