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Michael Grosheim
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CEO @ Cross & Fitch, Brand Identity Developer @ WavingTuna. Growth Hacker. Founder of Startup Factory NYC.
CEO @ Cross & Fitch, Brand Identity Developer @ WavingTuna. Growth Hacker. Founder of Startup Factory NYC.

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Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
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They say there is safety in numbers. I guess that's why condoms come in a family pack.
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Happy Easter. Hope everyone has a great day!
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Very sad news about Thomas Kinkade's passing. Amazing talent. And, far too young,
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You have two choices in life. (1) Accept things the way the are and stop your bitching; or (2) have the balls to change the way things are. Your choice!
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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Here's an oldie but a goodie:

When times are hard, with no end in sight.
We all seek comfort from the darkest of night.
Then you came to me with your star so bright.
You're my hero, you're my shepard, you're my savior, you're my light.
Barack Obama. Barack Obama.
Deliver us from evil, please fix the mess we're in.
Please no more drama. Barack Obama.
Our nation may not get another chance.
So try to keep your pecker in your pants.

I remember Bill, had a starlight glow.
We had peace and prosperity, unemploymnet was low.
Then he went where no President should go.
He traded his good name for some fellatio.
Barack Obama. Barack Obama.
Stay away from interns. Stay away from hookers too.
Don't schtup Modanna. Barack Obama.
Don't forget you're not the President of France.
So try to keep your schmeckle in your pants.

It's not rocket science. It's not complex.
Just keep it in your trousers, what America expects.
So in the Oval Office, no oral sex.
Or you'll make a speech and get impeached. We'll have Sarah Palin next.
Barack Obama. Barack Obama.
You must resist temptation, we're all in this with you.
Go chase Osama not some hot mama.
Get wrapped around the figures of finance.
The Nation really needs us.
You're the biggest thing since Jesus.
So use your head, not your penis.
And for God's sake, keep it in your pants.

(Robert Klein, Keep It In Your Pants, 2010)
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People who live in glasses houses shouldn't throw stones... and they should always get dressed in the basement.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Take a quick minute to tell a truth about your life. Google+, like any social network, isn't just about sharing a picture of your food, blasting out your blog posts or complaining about recent technology. Be real. Be open. Be Honest.

Here, I'll start. I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
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