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Chobanov Elchin
Worked at Azfen JV
Attends Azerbaijan State Economic
Lives in Azerbaijan
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Allah gulmek versin))) Pezeveng bari avtobuslari cekmiyeydin )))
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Acından ölәn İsveç, bәdbәxt İsveç, hah) Bu sözlәri dә deyәrdi kaş, nәyivar gülә bilmәdim. : D
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Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
Construction Manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month
Controls Manager is one who asks baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).
Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are availab.
Section Engineer is a person  who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Engineering are still figuring out how to produce a baby.
Contracts and Procurement buys condoms by mistake.
Planning Team think they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
DCC Team think they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 month.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the Process to produce a baby.
Construction Engineers don't care... they just want the woman.
HSE Team think... why condom not been properly or if baby born why without helmet, safety glasses, overall, safety pull-on boots and ear plugs!!!
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Contracts and Procurement buys condoms by mistake :D
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Work
Occupation
HR assistant
Employment
  • Azfen JV
    Technical Assistant HR department, 2010 - 2012
  • Azfen JV
    Accountant, 2012 - present
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Azerbaijan
Previously
Baku - Garadagh - lokbatan
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Yakışıkli diyilim ama sempatikim ))
Education
  • Azerbaijan State Economic
    MBA, 2011 - present
  • Qafqaz Universty
    Management, 2005 - 2010
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Male
Birthday
February 9, 1988
Relationship
Engaged
Other names
Elçin Çobanov
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