I see the builders took the rational approach to mobility, and made it go "sideways" instead of "forward". A little less menacing if it can't chase me in a foe-devouring direction, admittedly, but much easier to get through doors.
(Shaka Lemur holds high his spear, looks out over his army, and declares:) "FRINK!" (massed body of lemurs raise their spears and Zulu shields and respond) "Frink! Frink! Frink!" (...and battle is joined...)
And, for those who have always wondered: ""The Luggage is 23"dx33"wx29"h @ 85lbs The iconograph is 8"d x 10"w x 11"h @ 5lbs The two remotes are small around 6"x4"x2" and negligible weight. The remotes and the iconograph can ship inside the luggage which can actually function somewhat as actual luggage it has about a 10" storage area inside." There will also be operating instructions and a power charger in it."