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Colbert has just officially conquered all forms of entertainment - TV, film, music, art, dance, and games!

Check it out here:

"Hey TiVo users, watch for a hidden message during commercials when you watch them in their entirety."

"Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut."

In light of the recent Supreme Court ruling, it's important to remember that Colbert was always a supporter of gay rights.
"There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell." - Stephen Colbert (2006)

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Colbert roasts his fire marshall, proves why Bloomberg's Big Gulp ban is bad, explains the Gang of Eight's role in immigration reform, defends American family values against immoral Disney shows, and interviews Chuck Schumer about shamnesty and events that took place after Colbert taped his interview but in the present and before he taped his show.

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A Colbert Christmas Song!

Ho! Its another Christmas song
Whoa! Get ready brother for another Christmas song
They play for a month, Ad infinitum
(Latin phrase meaning continuously without end)
One day it struck me someone must write em
So! Its another Christmas song

Santa Claus singing on naughty snow
Reindeer ringing in the mistletoe
The mangers on fire,
The holly's a-glow
Hear the baby Jesus cryin' ho ho ho

Hey! Its another Christmas song
Yay! Another oft returning (often returning)
Royalty earning Christmas song
Ive got plenty more so go buy a modem
Log on to iTunes and pay to download em
Pay! For another Christmas song

Chestnuts glisten on a silent night
Sleigh-bells kissing by candle light
The tree is frozen, the winters bright
Who'd have thought the wise men look so white

You! Don't you wanna sing along?
To! My humble yuletide
Dreamed up poolside
Christmas song
Make it a part of your holiday canon
Make it the heart of my retirement plannin' and
Do! Sing another Christmas song


But wait! Who's this?

Young ones starving on a dead-end street
Taped up tabloids on their frost-bit feet
Hear what they carol as they huddle for heat

[All children:]
Please help the Colbert Children eat

Whoa! Just another Christmas song
No! This is like no other Christmas-mother-lovin-song
Public to whom I'm so proud to have pandered
Please save my family and make this a standard
Go! Join the ever-growing throng
Who are singing
And swingin'
While my kids are clinging to the hope
My registers ching-ching chinging from the cash Im bringing
From another Christmas song
Copyright Stephen Colbert!

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Colbert continues his "Killing: Killing Kennedy" campaign against Papa Bear, calls up his buddies in the Senate to prepare him for his appointment to be a South Carolina Senator, discusses bad memories from 2010, interviews Mandy Patinkin about terrorism, and SINGS!

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Senator Chuck Grassley's Twitter feed is messy, Colbert compares the coal industry to Osama bin Laden, and your bed just got a lot more firepower thanks to the Bed Bunker.

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Colbert advertises the Colbert Super PAC Fun Pack with the addition of the Trevor Potter button, Super PAC SHH! faces scrutiny, Santorum says some stupid stuff, and Governor Halley challenges Colbert.

"Given that Rick Santorum is a wheel of Colby cheese…Not that sharp, and "holier" than thou."
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