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Melanie Hampson
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I love my country & I am proud to be English but in all my years of following my country in various sports, this is my most embarrassing England experience as a spectator.

This performance, particularly in the second half, was like amateur hour. I've seen people use 'Sunday league' as an insult on here; this was worse than Sunday league. No passion or pride for the shirt whatsoever. When supposed PL "class" players can't even pass 5 yards, you know you've got problems.

For all the United fans who were screaming for us to sign Kane, do you still want him? I can sit here & smugly say that I never wanted him as I had seen him going MIA in big games. Throughout this entire tournament he has been complete dog shit. He was chosen to deliver our set pieces as he "had the most quality in the team." Well, if that's true, England are truly fucked.

The only plus point was that it has been a good day to be a United fan. Magic Marcus was thrown on with 5 minutes to go & was expected to single handedly save his country's hopes & he did Manchester proud. In an 8 minute performance (with added time), he was England's best player by far. Plus, if any City fan ever tries to make out that Calamity Joe is anywhere near the class of David De Gea again, I will physically restrain them & force them to watch a rerun of Spain's match earlier & this one. World class? He's that alright, a world class tool. I've got 7 year olds that could save that Iceland effort. 😒

As for the coaching staff, what the fuck have they been doing all week? People with only a passing interest in the Euros would have been able to predict how Iceland were going to play tonight, especially from set plays, why? Because they only have one way of playing. Who didn't predict it? Roy & his merry band of incompetent idiots. Utterly shameful. Give me the England job, I'd make a better stab of it.

We do not deserve to be spoken about in the same breath as the imperious Italy & the glorious, gorgeous Germans. To think that we could compete on their level playing like this is laughable. Congratulations to Iceland; they've had a game plan throughout this tournament & they've stuck to it efficiently. All credit to the true minnows of this tournament.

I will sign off my rant by informing you all that from now on I will be answering to the name of Gerta Schweinsteiger from Berlin. 😂
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I can't believe all the bad language.... From A teacher ffs
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Grab the popcorn & enjoy the show America; we'll have the last laugh if you elect Trump. 😏
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I think if that trumpet gets to blow his tune, the laugh is on Europe. I've never laughed so hard watching any other candidate. And best in mind I've been around for both Reagan and Clinton 👵🏻
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I think this needs to be pinned to the United community, wouldn't you agree +Jimbob +Emmanuel Akinpelu +Patrick Reid +Carl Rees ?  ;)
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+Danny Woods I know that mate, I'm just still not over that comment. I was quite put out by it. 😄
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My face when I found out that Wazza wasn't starting tonight. #England #EngVSlovakia. #Euro2016 
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+David Tetchner My thoughts exactly. 
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Happy #ManchesterDay all! 🎉🎊 #Manchester 
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Fantastic day on Thursday, watching England come from behind to beat Wales, & then celebrating my nephew's wedding with my beloved family at the swanky Earl of Doncaster.  #Family   #Love   #PerfectDay  
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+Gerald Hinde Bless you mate, you're such a sweetie.  :)
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If anybody ever disputed the fact that David De Gea is in fact God, they've surely changed their minds today. What a keeper. If it weren't for him, this game would be out of sight for Spain now. Doing us proud Dave. 👏
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+Kevin Lee Mitchell Check out my latest post mate; I've just covered that very issue. 😂
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Ze Germans are really turning on the class. Fabulous performance by the world champions & that goal from Draxler... 😍😍😍😚😚😚
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+Melanie Hampson I saw him on the league. Nice to meet you +wiganwarrior09​
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Here's my nephew's cake +Carl Rees​. They both love Transformers; his new wife loves Disney & he loves Spiderman so it combined both of their geeky loves. #Wedding #Cake 
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+Rob Evans Cheers mate, we were all impressed with it. Like I said to Carl though, it didn't have any pink on it; it's the lighting at the night do (like in my PP). 
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I have used this quote so many times over the last few weeks when asked how I would be voting in the  #eureferendum .
Just for you +Gerald Hinde . :)
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Surprised a lot more people don't notice this...here in the states it's all about trump vs Clinton and people going nuts over it..when it won't make a difference whatsoever...
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Fannibal. Wayward Son. Red Devil. Ackleholic with a weakness for Shadowhunter archers➰ & ex vampires in tricorn hats. #DaddyOreosMooCrew 🐮
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Lifelong Manchester United supporter, music lover, Fannibal & a dedicated member of the Supernatural Family.  "Saving people, hunting things: the family business." - Dean Winchester
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This is my design. I learnt everything I know about philosophy from Rust Cohle. I also once went a whole day without mentioning Supernatural, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Hannibal, Hugh Dancy, Mads Mikkelsen, Aidan Turner, Shadowhunters, Matthew Daddario, Jamie Dornan, Sherlock or Manchester United. Okay, maybe not quite a WHOLE day but at least one hour of it! 😉I met the legendary Mads Mikkelsen & cast of Hannibal (16-18/10/2015).
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