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The camera never lies, but Photoshop does.

Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!

If your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

That awkward moment when you're in an elevator with a fat guy and he catches you staring at the weight limit...

Cats have it made. They walk around naked and everyone thinks they're adorable. But if I walk around naked, I have a drinking problem.

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This is me and kitty layin down them vocals. 

Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! That thing takes a beating!

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were suppose to make me funnier, smarter & put me in a good mood.... I saw the photos - we need to talk.

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug. 

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir,
You leave house.I watch house.He come to house. I watch.He and she leave house. I follow.He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.I look in window.He kiss she. She kiss he.He strip she. She strip he.He play with she. She play with he.I play with me. I fall off tree.I not see.
No fee, Chen Lee.
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