A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house.I watch house.He come to house. I watch.He and she leave house. I follow.He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.I look in window.He kiss she. She kiss he.He strip she. She strip he.He play with she. She play with he.I play with me. I fall off tree.I not see.
No fee, Chen Lee.