BREAKING NEWS: North Carolina is in the path of the most epic winter storm ever. Like, ever.
Weather storm meteorological estimates predict snow and ice accumulation to reach snowpocalyptic levels not seen since the Ice age. To clarify, there will be a massive "dusting" of snow and ice that may or may not reach .5 inches. THIS IS NOTHING TO TAKE LIGHTLY FOLKS.
Looting, murder, and complete debauchery has already been reported in #Goldsboro
suburbs, and there's not a gallon of milk to be found.
This is the end folks....