While suturing a cut on the hand of the 75-year-old rancher, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Trump and his role as a presidential candidate.
The old rancher said, well, you know, Trump is a Post Turtle.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what is a Post Turtle?
The old rancher said, when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a Post Turtle.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continues to explain: You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb person would put him up there to begin with?