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Tom McHale
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Writing to pay the bills while I pursue my career in Hamster Cosmetology.
Writing to pay the bills while I pursue my career in Hamster Cosmetology.

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Just once I’d like to see a Walmart commercial that shows an actual Walmart. As long as they include a caption that says, “Yeah but our crap is really cheap” it would still work.
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When I see car commercials promoting auto steering correction they should just say, “It’s cool, you can text and drive even more now.”

#Honesty #Texting
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When I grow up, I'm gonna be a Social Justice Warrior. The pay isn't very good but at least everyone will despise me.
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A lie left unchallenged is... legislation.
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If you notice a complete reversal of my political views, it's because I just saw a really compelling meme.
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Is the #Constitution really an old tree?

Nope. It's made of parchment from a skewered sheep.

Ewwww.
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Only 30% of people know the 3 branches of government? I find that hard to believe. It’s ABC, NBC, and CBS. Right?
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Onomatopoeia has the same number of “O”s as Oompa Loompa. Coincidence? I think not.
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See? This is what happens when the NFL adopts the #CommonCore tackling curriculum...
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Thank you, public restrooms, for having inward opening doors. Because the very first thing I want to do after washing my hands is grab a public bathroom door handle.
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