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The Lanx: Satire News
The latest from Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Seth Meyers, and more
The latest from Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Seth Meyers, and more
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“If there was two guys at a bar, and one was Harvey Weinstein and the other was Steve Bannon, I’d go home with cyanide.”
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“What, you think ‘nasty women’ are the only ones who can turn insults into a rallying cry?”
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“According to the president, Chicago is basically Syria, but with different pizza.”
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“They make most of their money selling our data to businesses, like banks. So in their eyes, we’re not the consumer, we’re the product.”
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“So congratulations, Hollywood! See you at the next Oscars where—and this is true—Casey Affleck will be presenting Best Actress.”
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“They make most of their money selling our data to businesses, like banks. So in their eyes, we’re not the consumer, we’re the product.”
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“So congratulations, Hollywood! See you at the next Oscars where—and this is true—Casey Affleck will be presenting Best Actress.”
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“You assaulted dozens of women. That’s not a mistake, that’s a full season of Law & Order.”
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