Any knick-knack. Absolutely none. It doesn’t matter if he loves Emmett Kelly– none.
Tickets to the ballet, opera, or anything similar.
Another new tie – it doesn’™t matter how cute it is, or if it lights up
A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket
New teddy bear pajamas – especially if they have feet
A weekend seminar on “Getting in Touch With Your Feelings”, especially if it’™s led by Alan Alda
Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers
A nose and ear hair trimmer (we’™re talking about what he wants, not what he needs)
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Just take these pills – and, if they don’™t work, give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can’t sleep.
Doctor: Try lying on the edge of your bed … you’ll soon drop off!
Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Saint Nicholas!
Doctor: You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.
Doctor, Doctor, my problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!
Doctor: Try this medicine … and if it doesn’t work come back and bring me a new video camera.
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Rare photo of Emmett Kelly Sr. as Weary Willie smiling - as he finds out...
Rare photo of Emmett Kelly Sr. as Weary Willie smiling - as he finds out over the phone that his child has been born
Emmett Kelly clowning with Santa Claus - Clown Pictures
Emmett Kelly clowning with Santa Claus
Emmett Kelly sweeping the spotlight (without makeup)
Emmett Kelly sweeping the spotlight (without makeup) - black and white photo
Frank Sinatra and Emmett Kelly at the circus (with their daughters)
Frank Sinatra and Emmett Kelly at the circus with their daughters
Emmett Kelly Jr. painting by Jim Howle - Clown Pictures
Emmett Kelly Jr. painting by Jim Howle
Lou Jacobs, clown car, daughter Lou Ann - Clown Pictures
Clown Lou Jacobs towers over two small but precious possessions ... his daughter, Lou Ann, age two and his famous Lunimobile
Circus Clown - Lou Jacobs postcard - Clown Pictures
Circus Clown - Lou Jacobs postcard
Lou Jacobs prominently displayed on Ringling Brothers poster - Clown Pic...
Lou Jacobs prominently displayed on Ringling Brothers poster