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Habeas Corpus - a near-silent Laurel and Hardy short film, where a (literally) mad scientist hire Stan and Ollie to become grave robbers to supply him with bodies for his experiments - which turns into slapstick comedy very quickly!
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Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage
Any knick-knack. Absolutely none. It doesn’t matter if he loves Emmett Kelly– none.
Tickets to the ballet, opera, or anything similar.
Another new tie – it doesn’€™t matter how cute it is, or if it lights up
A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket
New teddy bear pajamas – especially if they have feet
Vacuum cleaner
A weekend seminar on “Getting in Touch With Your Feelings”, especially if it’€™s led by Alan Alda
Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers
A nose and ear hair trimmer (we’€™re talking about what he wants, not what he needs)


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The Zoo Keeper - A Christmas pun - a shaggy dog story that I hope that you enjoy
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At 1:00 Central time on Comet TV, enjoy the surprisingly good "Bacula"
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’€™m a Christmas bell!
Just take these pills – and, if they don’€™t work, give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can’t sleep.
Doctor: Try lying on the edge of your bed … you’ll soon drop off!

Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Saint Nicholas!
Doctor: You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.

Doctor, Doctor, my problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!
Doctor: Try this medicine … and if it doesn’t work come back and bring me a new video camera.



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The Evil of Frankenstein - Dr. Frankenstein again revives his monster, but needs the help of a hypnotist to control him - who uses the monster for revenge
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Twice Two - Laurel and Hardy short, where Stan and Ollie have married each other’s sisters, and are celebrating their anniversary ... a very funny disaster!
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Flat Foot Stooges (1938) starring the Three Stooges — Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard
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A classic “that was terrible! let’s do that to someone else!” skit for 2 speaking clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, although any 2 clowns would do … Required props: two hot dogs, buns, etc. I first saw this on the original TV series of the Odd Couple, where Roy Clark was a guest …
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Musty Musketeers is a remake of the Three Stooges 1948 short film, Fiddlers Three, with a new beginning and ending. The middle segments, with the Stooges needing to shoe their mule, Sue, and rescuing the princess, are identical. The new material is funny enough to justify watching the short, unlike many of their remakes.
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Web Programmer, Professional Clown
Skills
PHP, Linux, Apache, MySQL, security, SEO, balloon twisting, clowning, magic
Employment
  • Fiskars
    Web Developer, 2 - present
  • Web Courseworks
    PHP Developer, 2013 - 2015
  • Deere & Company
    PHP Developer, 6 - 2011
  • Moss Innovations
    PHP Developer, 2011 - 2011
  • Full Compass Systems
    Web Programmer, Professional Clown, 2010
  • Eastbay, FullCompass.com
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Dad, husband, programmer, clown, Christian - it's an odd life
Introduction

I am a web programmer who's managed an ISP, programmed in Perl, PHP, MySQL, Apache, Linux, and has strong SEO skills. I'm also a professional clown for over 15 years along with my wife, have five children and one grandchild. I run web sites related to my hobbies at http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com, http://www.raynbowclown.com, http://famousclowns.org, http://freeclownskits.info, and several others
Bragging rights
Happily married for 23 years, 5 kids, 1 grandson - I've got the gray hairs to prove it
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Currently
Mount Horeb
Previously
Long Grove, IA - Menasha, WI - Mosinee, Wisconsin - Mosinee - Wausau - Rhinelander - Germantown - Madison
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Circus Clowns
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Photos of famous circus clowns, both old and new

Red Skelton photo gallery
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Photo gallery of “America’s favorite clown” Red Skelton

Marcel Marceau photo gallery
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Photo gallery of Marcel Marceau, world-famous pantomimist as Bip

Grock photo gallery
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Photo gallery of Karl Adrien ‘“Grock’ Wettach (Jan. 10, 1880 -€œ July 14, 1959) Inducted into the Clown Hall of Fame in 1992, Swiss-born Kar

Rare photo of Emmett Kelly Sr. as Weary Willie smiling - as he finds out...
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Rare photo of Emmett Kelly Sr. as Weary Willie smiling - as he finds out over the phone that his child has been born

Emmett Kelly sweeping the spotlight (without makeup)
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Emmett Kelly sweeping the spotlight (without makeup) - black and white photo

Frank Sinatra and Emmett Kelly at the circus (with their daughters)
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Frank Sinatra and Emmett Kelly at the circus with their daughters

Emmett Kelly applying makeup - Clown Pictures
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Emmett Kelly applying makeup at the circus - black and white photo

Lou Jacobs, clown car, daughter Lou Ann - Clown Pictures
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Clown Lou Jacobs towers over two small but precious possessions ... his daughter, Lou Ann, age two and his famous Lunimobile