Profile cover photo
Profile photo
steve hall
101 followers
101 followers
About
steve's posts

Post has shared content

Post has attachment

Post has attachment

Post has shared content
#Laugh  
Ever wanted to know what is behind those standard phrases in job ads?
It is all being revealed now, just read on...
 
COMPETITIVE SALARY:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
 
JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:
We have no time to train you and you'll have to introduce yourself
to your co-workers.
 
SEEKING ENTHUSIASTIC, FUN, HARD WORKING, PEOPLE:
....who still live with their parents and won't mind our
entry-level salaries.
 
CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, we don't
shave around here and wear our tats with pride.
 
JOIN OUR DYNAMIC TEAM:
We all listen to nutty motivational tapes.
 
MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED:
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
 
SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
 
DUTIES WILL VARY:
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
 
MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL:
We have no quality control, so you better get it right.
 
COLLEGE DEGREE PREFERRED:
Unless you wasted those four years studying something useless like
philosophy or English.
 
NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE:
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal
formality.
 
SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
 
PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
 
REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or
respect.
 
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want, and
then do it.
 
Ever fallen for one of these? Well, it won't happen again!

Post has attachment
Elena showing off her violin

Post has attachment
June, 2014 San Diego trip

Post has attachment

Post has attachment

Post has attachment
Trying out photosphere while hiking
Photo

Post has attachment
Animated Photo
Wait while more posts are being loaded