Soon, Big Brother will be implanting electrodes to "help" you.  You can even stimulate these electrodes wirelessly.  Enjoy! http://www.ted.com/talks/andres_lozano_parkinson_s_depression_and_the_switch_that_might_turn_them_off.html

While the NSA gets all the heat, the IRS is compiling all your financial activities and online social activites in their own personal datacenter to crunch with their own personal super computer.

http://news.yahoo.com/irs-high-tech-tools-track-202006116.html