I blame The Island of Doctor Moreau. Once Val Kilmer did the impression of Brando, the writing was on the wall.
confession: Whenever I need a pick-me-up because I think I'm getting fat... I just think about Val Kilmer.
I honestly think this is the only context in which it is acceptable to admit to thinking about Val Kilmer...
He looks like he should be in one of those 70's southern rock bands still touring today. But what am I talking about. I look like one of those 70's Nerds still nerding around today.
Dear god...what the hell? I feel SO flippin' healthy right now (with the exception of my stomach)! Wow.
Wow! you are no better than those stupid brats from the "Bus Monitor" video. What a douche.
Hey, wasn't that the guy who had the bit part in Top Gun? Didn't know he was still alive.
If you could play batman in a movie just once but you would be cursed with obesity the rest of your life, would you do it?
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