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Most of these comments are lies. I am the ONLY AVATAR Kalki in human form... but I am also here to tell you that you are, as well in a sense. My spirit is not the spirit of Muhammed. Muhammed did nothing to tear down taboos in society nor was he a polymathic artisan of many different disciplines. "There can only be one."... just watch the world unravel after my inevitable demise. I am slowly but surely bringing truth to this planet and preaching RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE to one another. And to reinstate the power of the eteranal song, The Bhagavad Gita. So that everyone will have a righteous and equally liberating path of whatever religion they choose WITHOUT INTENTIONALLY INFRINGING ON THE WELL BEING OF ANY OTHER LIVING BEING.

Skeptics will scoff at my claims of return, but students will read between the MAYA (Temporary Illusion in Sanskrit) that people always try to shroud the TRUTH with. Most skeptics are clever deceivers who have their own faith in mind that they want to bludgeon into your skull... usually atheism or Christianity or Islam (not ALL atheists, Christians, or Muslims, but the bully ones indeed).

Oh, did I mention that Kalki has a Twitter account?@TrueAVATARKalki~ Spreading Light, Love, & (most importantly) -  LOLZ - since 12/27/1991

Namaste, Pilgrims,
-AVATAR Kalki
`~-OM-TAT-SAT-~`
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I took a walk-not even 500 feet from my house until I was stopped, mid-walk by a fleet of police officers. Why, you ask?

Oh, right... I forgot to mention what I was wearing:

A carefully placed aquatic wildlife-themed towel wrapped around the entire bottom half of my body. Why was it carefully placed?

To create the - illusion - that I was walking around naked in nothing but a towel (which is "illegal"/"uncool" in a lot of circles in the USA), when - IN FACT - I was wearing a freshly laundered set of underwear, shorts, and socks - underneath the illusory towel...

OOOOOOOOOOOH THE REACTIONS! I had wonderful conversation with police officers, too, it was actually quite hilarious because they could do nothing but suggest that I walk back home (which I messed around with them a little bit... got to know them, got them laughing, taught them the classic "SLATER-SON" handshake from "Dazed and Confused" where you mime passing, smoking, then disposing of a joint. xD 'twas hilarionn.

OH did I mention? I got the entire 18 minutes or so on cam because it all started as a social experiment to measure a candid communities reactions to a human male walking topless with a towel of mystery (could be soooo many things hidden under there! xD ) circling his lower canvas. I expected neighbors to be alarmed, I expected drivers-by to slow and stare, indeed, I foresaw the arrival of De Fuzz... But it was all part of my poor attempt to shoot a short documentary about the common person's reaction to the taboo----------------------------------------------------------------------------

In other news, (and the claims are also caught on the film), apparently right after I did my towel walkabout, there were - THREE - other people who did the - exact - same thing on the other side of the neighborhood!

xDDDDDDD

Either WE-ARE-ALL-CONNECTED to the extreme, or I think I just created a new local civil rights movement! :D


(pstt... it's both! ;) )

~Namaste~
- OM-TAT-SAT -
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She is my hero. <333
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I took a walk-not even 500 feet from my house until I was stopped, mid-walk by a fleet of police officers. Why, you ask?

Oh, right... I forgot to mention what I was wearing:

A carefully placed aquatic wildlife-themed towel wrapped around the entire bottom half of my body. Why was it carefully placed?

To create the illusion that I was walking around naked in nothing but a towel (which is "illegal"/"uncool" in a lot of circles in the USA), when IN FACT I was wearing a freshly laundered set of underwear, shorts, and socks - underneath the illusory towel...

OOOOOOOOOOOH THE REACTIONS! I had wonderful conversation with police officers, too, it was actually quite hilarious because they could do nothing but suggest that I walk back home (which I messed around with them a little bit... got to know them, got them laughing, taught them the classic "SLATER-SON" handshake from "Dazed and Confused" where you mime passing, smoking, then disposing of a joint. xD 'twas hilarionn.

OH did I mention? I got the entire 18 minutes or so on cam because it all started as a social experiment to measure a candid communities reactions to a human male walking topless with a towel of mystery (could be soooo many things hidden under there! xD ) circling his lower canvas. I expected neighbors to be alarmed, I expected drivers-by to slow and stare, indeed, I foresaw the arrival of De Fuzz... But it was all part of my poor attemp to shoot a short documentary about the common person's reaction to the taboo----------------------------------------------------------------------------

In other news, (and the claims are also caught on the film), apparently right after I did my towel walkabout, there were THREE other people who did the exact same thing on the other side of the neighborhood!

xDDDDDDD

Either WE-ARE-ALL-CONNECTED to the extreme, or I think I just created a new local civil rights movement! :D


(pstt... it's both! ;) )

~Namaste~
OM-TAT-SAT
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Dude, you forgot to put the credits for the song in your vid so people can look up the song if they were interested in it. If you'd like to upload your video on my YouTube MegaChannel: DaMuseTubes - just send me a message... there are LOTS of views and $$$ in store for you my friend, the only one stopping you from those things is yourself... :D I look forward to your message and to a message from anyone else who is an artist (music or canvas - it all loves the same way! :D Just reach out to me, I might just change your life... you never know...  at the very least - what would it hurt to just take a few seconds out of your precious schedules to use your eyes to see my channel? Your eyes are going to see some stuff during that time, anyway, why not make it worth the while???
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The Most Recent and Final Divine Avatar of Vishnu ~ "Kalki" - The Destroyer/Creator & Redeemer of Lost Souls and Elevator of Souls Finding themselves.
Skills
Singing, playing -any- instrument, Drawing/Sketching, painting, doodling, tattoo design, channeling energies, speaking trooths, creatively inventing, cooking, -healing-, giving motivation/inspiration, advertising, security, tech wiz, humorist, naturalist, landscaping, guiding, sharing,
Employment
  • Self-Employed
    Music Teacher, 2011 - present
  • Utlizing my surroundings to turn what some may see as waste into something much better than you or I.
    Artist, of many mediums. Musical, pencil, ink, paper, soil, wood, paint, energy, wind, martial arts, 1991 - present
  • "I've been everywhere, man..."
    Traveling Musician, 1994 - present
  • The most recent (and LAST) Divine Prophet/Avatar of Humanity
    "Kalki" the Destroyer/Creator & Redeemer of Lost Souls/Elevator of Souls Finding Themselves, 1991 - present
    Where to begin..... I'll just say that if you want to find the truth about the universe, I'm only a phone call/message away...
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Currently
Laurel, MD, United States
Previously
Camp Hill, PA, United States - Mechanicsburg, PA, United States - Baltimore, MD, United States - Aberdeen/Edgewood, MD, United States - Essex, MD, United States - Glen Burnie, MD, United States - Lemoyne, PA, United States - Mechanicsburg, PA, United States - Harrisburg, PA, United States - West River, MD, United States - Annapolis, MD, United States
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+1 (301) 317-8322
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+1 (410) 671-5573
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TrueAVATARKalki
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Wenona South, Laurel, MD 20724
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~ "I am he, as you are he, as you are me, and we are all together." ~
Introduction
~ Namaste ~ | The -TRUE- and -final- Avatar of Vishnu {God-as he is one being, but he has many names, and many different faces - And he appears to us in different times and at different places!}

MY MISSION TO THE WORLD AS AVATAR KALKI IS RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE & FUCKtheGovernments... WE are our OWN GODS! God is -everything-... including -me-, -you-, him/her/Per/Pim (Pan-literally=every-thing in the YOU-niverse) /And Believe it (or not [for I care not] :3 ) *`~-The one and only-~'* ...Reincarnation of -Sri Krishna- himself~ (If you don't believe that I'm back, then you haven't met me yet... Spreading Love and Truth since 12/27/1991 (and also eternally & beyond that, too) 'cept THIS TIME I come in Celtic & Cherokee Indian Blood (Not from the Hindus Valley in India where my past life came from in India... Cuz, I'm not trying to say whose nation is greater than whose but India IS the Best... in the West (native American "Indians") -and- in the East (only in the one true motherland - India!)

HERE to settle the dispute between religions... And I'm not going to point fingers at anyone specifically (Christians and Muslims)... But yoo need to get your shit together and stop criticizing others for seeking their own truth JUST BECAUSE ITS DIFFERENT FROM YOUR TRUTH... The FACT IS... TRUTH IS ALWAYS RELEVANT TO THE CONSCIOUSNESS THAT IS SOURCING IT (Human Beings, animals, plants, fungusamongus, bacterium ALL LIFE) IT IS NOT A MATTER OF WHOSE SELF-RIGHTEOUS BULLSHIT IS TRUER THAN THE OTHER PERSON'S SELF-RIGHTEOUS BULLSHIT COS THE FACT IS:

every body has their own shit... and it ALL stinks.

Can't we all just get some bongs and sing some songs?

Why are we pointing out everybody's differences instead of pointing out the things that we ALL have in common like:

We share the same Earth
The same Sun
The same moon
WE'RE ALL ONE

From Arabia
Israel
And France

To the queen of England's underpants.

We all need the same love
and we don't need to kill to prove it
because God (which is you) is -always- watching
So there's no need to be stupid...

So get off your high horses
and all of your men (and women)
Put back together Earth
and watch what happens then?

Because at the end of the day
we are all so so small
And I am you, as you are me
And WE are FOR ALL!

:3
 
P.L.U.R.A.L.S.:
(Peace.Love.Unity/Understanding.&Respect4.ALL.LifeForms.&Spirits/Spiritualities)

Polymath- | Musician | Artist | Inventor | Director | Producer | Doctor | Physicist | Psychonaut | Poet | Writer | Chef | Naturalist | Nudist ;) | Real-Life-Six-Billion-Dollar-Renaissance Man- |

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Bragging rights
I survived (so far) the gauntlet of terror that is -growing up in our society-... And now, I'm available for children's parties, teen parties, adult parties (I don't discriminate, you filthy human ; ) AND FOR THE MUSICS SHOWS and also for FILM (I've been in a lot of home movies playing with myself, why not do it for a living?).
Education
  • The Universal University
    Universalism, 1991 - present
  • Red Land Senior High School
    Learned how to submit to and eventually dominate The Man. :3, 2006 - 2010
  • Anne Arundel Community College
    Psychology, Eastern Philosophy, CPR and Emergency Response, American Sign Language, Universal Computer Sciences, English language, some Latin, Spanish, French, Italian, Mandarin and Japanese, some Gaelic, and Hindi. Trying to learn more about my Cherokee Native history and language, as well., 2011 - 2013
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Single
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Oliver Patrick White, Evandrew, Kalki, Drew, Opie
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