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Steve Coan
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#funny #jokes

Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.


Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.


Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball


Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!


Q. Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it!


Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.


Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.


Q. What is the difference between 'ooooooh' and 'aaaaaaah'?

A. About three inches.


Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.


Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.


Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?

A: 45 pounds.


Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?

A: 45 minutes.


Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.


Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, nine inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .. They don't have balls to scratch!


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WOW hope you have the CASH!!!! Super cool for the Super Rich!
Their are Private jet companies and then there are Royal jet Companies

Royal Jet is an award-winning international luxury flight services provider headquartered in Abu Dhabi. It is jointly owned by Abu Dhabi Aviation and the Presidential Flight Authority or PFA, the royal flight service.

Winner Middle East's Leading Private Jet Charter 2016 World Travel Awards

But what do you want from a Private Jet Company for your private flight? A certain brand of tea, served at the perfect moment? A private meeting room, with a dining table set for lunch? To lie back and enjoy a favourite film, along with a selection of canapés presented by your personal chef? All of this and more surely, and Royal Jet deliver, each and every time.

Every aircraft in our fleet has been handpicked to suit a variety of bespoke needs. With eight Boeing Business Jets (BBJs), we are the world's largest independent BBJ operator. Our fleet also includes two mid-range Global 5000 to ensure that every travel requirement is impeccably catered for.
These are the jets that are setting the bench mark for luxurious private flights.
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CGI: Yin Yang Periodicity.
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Although Yin and Yang are not mentioned in any of the surviving documents of Zou Yan, his school was known as the Yin Yang Jia (Yin and Yang School) Needham concludes "There can be very little doubt that the philosophical use of the terms began about the beginning of the -4th century, and that the passages in older texts which mention this use are interpolations made later than that time."
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Best place to get pizza in the pier or seaport of Bohol, Bohol, Philippines.
The first Boholini Pizza started operations this month. It consists of a stall that is located at the entrance of the Tagbilaran City seaport. Owning and operating the business are two of our hardworking deaf graduates, Jhun Emmanuel and Daniel. Since the pier gets a lot of people late in the afternoon and evening, it opens at 3:00pm and closes at 11:00pm. The stall serves dine-ins and take-outs. Aside from pizza, they also sell different flavors of shakes, muffins, and are on their way to adding frappes, frozen bananas, hot cupcakes, and other delicacies to the menu.

The Boholini Pizza is privately owned and operated while IDEA assists with equipment and start-up costs. IDEA provided a three-year loan to the owners to cover the stall, appliances, and the start-up cost.

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Funny# Jokeoftheday#
I was at the bar the other night and overheard three
very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached
and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?”

One of them angrily screeched,
"It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry.
Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember.

#funny I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed
and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.
"I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had Full medical coverage."
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"
"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no.... I was paroled." LOL LMAO

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Come see the beautiful tropical island of Panglao Island, Bohol, Philippines within the archipelago, and come visit Lost Horizon Beach Resort Alona Beach Bohol Philippines.

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