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#FUNNY
The urine sample.

One time I got sick and landed in hospital. There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk
to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
“And how are we doing this morning?”

“Are we ready for a bath?” or
“Are we hungry?”

I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice
off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!

The nurse came in a while later, picked up the
urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,
“My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”

At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying,
“Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time!”

The nurse fainted... I just smiled.
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Must see! Blind 5 year old girl playing drumming she may be 5 but shes really great!
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#funny #jokeoftheday

This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 p.m., after golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.

"My bloody hair and makeup are not done, the house is a bloody mess, and the dishes aren't done.

Can't you see I'm still in my damn pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

Why the devil did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."
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Microblading and Permanent Makeup services in North Carolina
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How is this for an amazing story of good luck! Wazza's turn coming!

This guy, Ade Bufford Taylor, from Live Oak, Florida, wins $181 million in
the lottery last Saturday; and THEN he finds the love of his life, just 2 days
later!

Talk about luck!!!! Can you believe it?
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Senior Logic

I went to the liquor store Monday afternoon on my bicycle,
bought a bottle of Crown Royal and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off
the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Crown
Royal before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times
on the way home.
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Get GREAT tips from the Local Boholanos for cheap places to stay at really great Rates. Read about hotels and resorts in the city of Tagbilaran to resorts in the island of Panglao that are budget friendly and are also great places to stay.
SEE: Alex at Inaw Beach Resort Panglao Bohol in a Bikini!!!
Anyone who went to Bohol Philippines knows a thing or two about Bohol’s wonderful culture and diversity when it comes to friendly people willing to help you out with finding the best place your your budget and location. Here are our recommendations (as we are locals) for an awesome, fun filled vacation that wont cost an arm and a leg, we hope you enjoy our wonderful island of Bohol, Philippines with this handy guide..
Resorts at Alona Beach is said to be the biggest attraction since the Boracay Closure, located in in Panglao Island.
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If your looking for a Water Park in Bohol, you may want to check out Bet ‘N Choy Farms Water Park and Resort in Catigbian Bohol!

Thrill seekers travel from far and wide to experience the Bet ‘N Choy Farms Water Park and Resort located right here in sunny Bohol, Philippines!
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Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State
Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he
asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even
the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting,
Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed??
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